So Hey. ImHiPotion.
I'm just a guy. Makin' games. Eating cake.
So anyway I've been Lurking the forum for a few days, only talking in the chat. Felt like I should say hello.
Say Hi back. Or are you being impolite.
See you round this place.

Hello there, Mr. Potion.

We all love cake, I'm sure. What's your favourite kind?

Hope you enjoy the forums, it's a great place to be!

We are nothing if not gentlemen.
Welcome to the forums

Why thank you. I love chocolate gateau Or Victoria sponge cake. What about you good sir?

And indeed I'm sure this Forum is splendid.

I do love a Chocolate Gateau but Victoria Sponge will always remain my favourite. You have good tastes, my man.

Oh okay off to the kitchen for me then - eggs flour butter .....cake tins jam and buttercream,

They used to be happy with cookies - ah well.

I still like cookies. They're easy to eat!
Welcome to RRR!

Glad to hear.



Indeed Gotta love your Victoria Sponge!



Sorry. Cake is the new "in" thing. Or it was when portal came out. I'm slow on these sorts of fashions.



Cookies are indeed easier to eat, but there's nothing like sinking your teeth in to a warm moist slice of fluffy golden brown Sponge, as soon as your taste buds tickle the soft sponge they burst with excitement, before you know it you are salivating like a dog, drool dripping down the side of your mouth, before you have time to suck the saliva back into your mouth the jam spills over onto your tongue, paralysing you with the greatest taste explosion you have ever felt. You now willingly allow the drool drip out of your mouth, slide slowly around your lips and down your chin. It stops at the bottom of your chin and lingers there, as you lift your jaw up the drool cannot hold on any longer, it falls, slowly at first, but the speed increases and there is nothing you can do, you are to busy about to chew your cake. Splash! It hits the ground. Everyone around looks at you in shock. "who is this man, why is he doing such an appalling thing." but to late. The Stigma has been laid, Everyone you know will hear of "the guy who drooled whilst eating cake." But if only they knew, you see. that was only the first bite. The more you tasted to more you drooled. And the most sickening part of this tale? Our hero didn't even care about his shameful drooling, the glorious cake was too great, Too great indeed to care for such things as social appearance. indeed, for this was a Victorious Sponge cake!
... Now I want some cake

No, really. You had my brain explode into thousands of pieces of sponge-y goodness.

That was a wonderful story best thing I've read all day
only one bad thing about it I don't like cake :/

xD I don't get out much... and I eat a lot of cake.



Yaay... oh... uhhm... have you tried Victoria Sponge?

Why would I want to eat something spongy that sounds awful
but it doesn't matter I can't eat cake which is cool because it's awful

We've a non-believer! Burn her, burn her now!!

Haha! What you don't know is that by not eating your squishy spongy
cake I have lost all squishyness from myself and am now as hard as
stone which can't burn!

The joke's on you, I've got this!

D= Oh no not paper!! But wait! I just remembered I have THIS

Be careful of the cake guys!

This is one of the best welcome topics we've had in a while.

Welcome to R3, ImHiPotion! ^^
Any cake to spare?

Hehe thank you! Why yes, what would you like: We have chocolate gateau, Victoria Sponge, fairy cakes, tea cakes. and if I dig around I could find some wedding cake.

Anything chocolate! I've been wanting chocolate for days! (I'm supposed to keep away from it...) ><

*Cuts Chocolate Gateau in half* There you go! :3

Don't forget to give some to Tsutanai!

MY CAKE T_T

Nothing like some mellow music, awesome quotes and som- HEY WHERE'S MY CAKE!!!

Woo! Half the gateau is half the calories! XD

Nooooo I don't want cake do not want do not want!

Did someone say cake??!

Someone may have mentioned cake once or twice. Why? Who wants to know?

WTF??! Tsutanai is a GIRL???


@ImHiPotion;
Ohaii~~ Welcome to the forums!

I had to do a bit of stalking and check on her profile, just to be sure. She's a heathen, however, so it's best just to ignore her and her non-cake eating ways.

Don't ignore me I'll get sad and make a crying smiley then my sadness
will spread all across the forum and make everyone sad

Thank you Resource Dragon! I saw your post. Good luck with your new job!

Wait wait... I still can't get over the fact that she doesn't like cake.



I'm still pretty happy... YOUR WITCH CRAFT HASN'T WORKED!

Haha! My secret plan worked! By replying to my post you aren't ignoring me so
I won't be sad so I can't spread my sadness to everyone which is why you're happy

... DAMN... Wait! when was I ignoring you? haha

You weren't MyPhantomile (I thought his name was MyPedophile when I
first saw it O.o) said he would but since you didn't it was all good

BAHAHAHA x'D MyPedophile xDDD Well I'm glad its all good!

Oh good gracious me. In the 3/4 years I've had this alias, I've been called MyPedophile just twice in one week! It's not good. xD

I feel tainted.

Get used to that name. Ima call you it from now on xD You should feel tainted. Oh so very tainted.

Even if I'm very new here, I'll return the favor and say : "Welcome".

Thank you. ^.^ See you round the forum! :3

Oh good gracious me it's alright you were already tainted by your evil cake

I do hope you are implying that HIS cake is tainted and not ALL cake is tainted

CHEEZECAKORZ OR BUST!

Cheesecake is the best cake that exists, ever. It can't be beaten and it can't be rallied, no matter what!



Huzzah.

Oh, by the way, Welcome to the forums, yo! *Tosses a piece of cheesecake your way* Enjoy your stay here, it's swell and, cake-orientated, especially cheesecake orientated.

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*Afk to buy cheesecake*

Aw, heck, everybody's cake is tainted!

And I'm sorry, Essence, but cheesecake is included. That stuff is just nasty.

Cheese cake is okay. and please The Victorious Sponge cake could never be tainted. For it is Victorious!

H-h-how could you conjure up such blasphemy?! I don't know what cheesecake you're eating, but I'm sure it isn't the heaven-blessed, oven-of-sanctum, angelically-composed, haven-tasting cheesecake I eat!

But it's cheesecake! What the heck. Cheese, in my cake? I think not! What ever next? Carrots in our cakes?

Cheesecake is extra tainted

Fairy cakes can't be tainted. Fairy's are innocent.