THIS IS NOT TO INSULT ANYBODY ITS JUST THOUGHTS FROM SOME CRASY GUYS LIKE MYSELF!
So me and some friends have sat around having girl problems lately. Well one of us went to jail and his girl is cheating on him, the other just had a crasy cheating lunatic admit to it and try to convince him to stay (he didn't), and then there is me. A relationship of 5 almost 6 years, highschool sweethearts, moved 8 times lived in over 5 different houses together got a kid and bills and medicaid in same name, you name it were all but married! These are thoughts from 3 different boats!
Adult only
So we sit around talking about explicit type subjects dealing with your female spouse cheating (were guys). There have always been a few questions the internet wouldn't answer and most are to embarrassed to say anything along the lines of what we say. So heres a few questions you can ask the internet about and the interne won't even be straight up with you. I will though!
1:What the hell is this huge stain that looks like left over male ejaculation in my ladies panties/pants, it looks like nut!
It is fool, ya true women ovulate and discharge but that stuff is minor and usually a white creamy fluid that drys up a powdery chaffy type of substance and will wash relativey easy with warm water and a rag, women mucus typically doesnt have color unless she's infected or a few other very minor usually not applicable occassions. So your wife dont fuck you anymore and every thought or reason is rollin through your head. You decide to get down and dirty, well i say go all the way. If you find a yellow clumpy stain or ejaculation type stain in your womans pants and yall aint doing it then sniff the shit, male nut smells very sterile alot like bleach. It just has a distinct smell, and if that stain stinks like that then you know! or you can buy a sperm test! the internet just tells you that you have trust issues and never explains this stain!
2:Stuck my finger in her and it's abnormally loose.
The internet once again may try and convince you to do therapy (media propaganda) or get over your issues. There are occassions your woman may be loose, but abnormally is something you will know for yourself with your spouse, if its abnormal dont let her lie, she better have a fat dildo or another mans name for me because no vagina go's from 24/7 single finger tight to 3 finger loose in one day for no reason! the internet wont tell you the honesty here.Check her out, unless shes masturbated or cheated theres only a few ways she could be so loose, had a kid, had an infection, had a period.... youd know about those so dont get lied too!
3:Gut feelings, the internet once again will tell you to get over your issues and trust her, b/s......no war was won on trust and no bridges were built on trust. Hard work, investigation, dedication and application made that shit happen....got a gut feeling roll with it, just dont let it roll you! A guilty conscience will speak, don't accuse the innocent!
sick....yes, but these are honest thoughts in somes minds.
kaz
Sep 4 2011, 10:18 AM
I have put the contents of your thread into spoilers- we do have young kids reading the board.
When I read the topic - I was rather confused by a few points that you made,so I will go through them one by one.
A ) How on earth could we have a discussion on this matter?
B ) Considering you say you have been in a relationship for many years and how children - you seem a little vague about women's bodies.
C ) I will admit that the fact that rather than suspecting a wife/partner is being unfaithful because she is shifty about her whereabouts, maybe gets random texts and you and your friends generally seems that something is going on
Spoilers for content
You sniff underwear for proof. Any internet site about a woman's body and the effect of hormones on their vaginas is well documented,along with excretions that change during the month. Not only that remains of semen in the vagina cause a smell
,Bearing in mind women can give birth and everything returns to normal after, a woman could have sex with King Kong and her muscles immediately after to their normal state - good job really otherwise every woman who had sex with a man who was "well endowed" would have to worry about her innards coming out when she moved. So this is not proof of having an affair-
D) You don't need to be so graphic to prove a point - and the answers are there on the internet -
carnie_natas
Sep 4 2011, 12:13 PM
well, here...
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lol i was so graphic because no one else dares to be and i'm definately not trying to insult anyone, these are things you hope to see when you search the internet for infedelity but no one has the balls to say it.
I'm not saying these are concrete proof of anything, but chances are.... notice how the people that got caught cheating all this could match up to them, so why would all this match up to someone who is not cheating?
well im not trying to really define a womans body and her problems, i was defining how a man could think about his problems with a woman and instead of thinking you can start 101 work, it's like having someone walk a straight line for sobriety, if they stumble chances are their drunk, maybe not....but chances are they indeed are drunk so why give them the benifit of the doubt when the doubt is displayed in reality for you to see, i can see, smell, and experience their drunk so they probably are....thats 101, not concrete just a good start in logical reasoning.
youd be surprised, a woman whos cheating can be caught from her own pants....true story many times over, come in smelling like male ejaculation (which is in fact distinct for sure), got some overload amounts of fluid identicle to a males fluids, sorry but woman and men arent the same and typically men dont discharge, the fluids look and smell much different, since when did woman lose the fish smell and gain a bleachy man smell?
i know the whole tight loose vagina theory is bull....actually typically after intercourse a woman is tighter because shes swollen afterwards, BUT this doesnt occur until an hour or so after usually 2 or 3. thats the truth....but if your known to have a 1 finger woman whom all of a sudden is somehow much more, and she isn't on her period or had a baby recently or anything, time to look into a tad, i mean the laws of physics apply to womans vaginas as well as everything else....and if you insert an object into another smaller object it stretches the smaller object out, if you remove the inserted object it will leave the other object stretched out....logic and physics right?
and i dont say anything, im listening to my 9 month old daughter right now and my wife telling her "no" because shes trying to push the keys on the laptop in the other room
oh ya and sorry i didnt think about spoiler'ing my explicit content, thanks!
kaz
Sep 4 2011, 12:27 PM
QUOTE (carnie_natas @ Sep 4 2011, 09:13 PM)
well, here...
Blah
lol i was so graphic because no one else dares to be and i'm definately not trying to insult anyone, these are things you hope to see when you search the internet for infedelity but no one has the balls to say it.
I'm not saying these are concrete proof of anything, but chances are.... notice how the people that got caught cheating all this could match up to them, so why would all this match up to someone who is not cheating?
well im not trying to really define a womans body and her problems, i was defining how a man could think about his problems with a woman and instead of thinking you can start 101 work, it's like having someone walk a straight line for sobriety, if they stumble chances are their drunk, maybe not....but chances are they indeed are drunk so why give them the benifit of the doubt when the doubt is displayed in reality for you to see, i can see, smell, and experience their drunk so they probably are....thats 101, not concrete just a good start in logical reasoning.
youd be surprised, a woman whos cheating can be caught from her own pants....true story many times over, come in smelling like male ejaculation (which is in fact distinct for sure), got some overload amounts of fluid identicle to a males fluids, sorry but woman and men arent the same and typically men dont discharge, the fluids look and smell much different, since when did woman lose the fish smell and gain a bleachy man smell?
i know the whole tight loose vagina theory is bull....actually typically after intercourse a woman is tighter because shes swollen afterwards, BUT this doesnt occur until an hour or so after usually 2 or 3. thats the truth....but if your known to have a 1 finger woman whom all of a sudden is somehow much more, and she isn't on her period or had a baby recently or anything, time to look into a tad, i mean the laws of physics apply to womans vaginas as well as everything else....and if you insert an object into another smaller object it stretches the smaller object out, if you remove the inserted object it will leave the other object stretched out....logic and physics right?
and i dont say anything, im listening to my 9 month old daughter right now and my wife telling her "no" because shes trying to push the keys on the laptop in the other room
oh ya and sorry i didnt think about spoiler'ing my explicit content, thanks!
Medical advice differs - and how men think - well some men think - but this argument beggers belief to be honest.
Others do dare to be graphic believe me I have seen it all here- but a discussion on this subject just does not seem to fit right in a Game Making Forum.
carnie_natas
Sep 4 2011, 01:38 PM
haha justly said, i do agree though i figured General Discussion was as the details put it for non game related discussions, something this graphic can leave a bad taste in the mouth of new forumers i agree.... I really don't have anything to say it was kinda a random rant. Thanks for the little chat tho Kaz!
oh ya and im weird, medical advice is only as proven as it'self is credible which in my book isn't at all credible due to how they have poisoned society with chemicals.same as science, not saying i dont believe it but....science is only real in our reality, take a quick trip (if you could) to a different universe with different laws of existing and/or physics and everything that is, the science changes completely making any one science obsolete overall thus proving science is no proof of anything for sure, only in "our" reality and "our" reality exists in a much bigger one that is infinite so.....ya!
Sparrowsmith
Sep 4 2011, 01:42 PM
It does seem a little odd to bring the discussion here (suddenly I miss serious discussion...)
I'm really quite confused. This is turning into some disturbing make-shift detective work. I mean really, when your checking your significant other's underwear your on the bad side of trust. Maybe instead of trying to find out if someone's cheating on you, it'd make more sense to spend time working on the relationship. Maybe I just don't understand, but that makes more sense to me.
carnie_natas
Sep 4 2011, 01:54 PM
probably so, i agree if your digging that far into detective work it's time to work on the relationship, but ask yourself this. If your having to dig up lies, then have they not already been told? So if you've been cheated on by my own personal belief what's left to work on, so if your already sniffin some panties (lol too late!)
you must remember, this is something me and my friends discussed not did....sheesh weirdos!
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