So basically, this is a topic discussing what video game you hate and despise the most. You must also give a reason to why you think so, and give some info about the game itself. So it's sorta like a mini-review. I'll get started off.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (3DO)
This game is just god awful. If you want to watch a really long, and annoying powerpoint presentation, you've come to the right place. All the game consists of is a picture with voice-overs, and occasionally you get choices to see what a certain character does. That's about it.
The game is supposedly based off the movie, which I have never ever saw, so I cannot comment on this.
Basically in the game, there are these two people (male and female) who aren't married, and their parents are complaining to them about their marital statuses, and wants them to get married, so they can have grandchildren. The two meet in a car park briefly, as Jane (the female) has to go for a job interview. That is all I want to remember of this broken diarrhoea mess.
Like mentioned, all this game consists off is a picture with voice-overs, and choices to make. The only fully animated bit of the game is the very beginning, where one of the characters in the game/movie speaks about the game. All of a sudden, the camera zooms in on her breasts. What the hell is this? WHAT is the point of zooming in on a woman's breasts? What's the significance of seeing what's down a woman's top? It's unnecessary, and is not needed in any aspect.
After that, welcome to Picture Plaza. The opening to the game gives you no information about the game, and shows you really unnecessary pictures, and uses whacky filters. Again, WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT IN USING THE FILTERS? It needn't be there, and is truly face palming.
Then, there are some really haphazardal scenes. For example, there's one where there's a commentator who scolds you for your choice making (I think this was it) and then all of a sudden, a woman comes along and claims to be the commentator, and then a fight breaks out. What is the connotation of this? HOW has this got anything to do with what happens in the movie, and this game? I'm pretty sure this wasn't in the movie, probably. There's so many of them, I honestly cannot be bothered to state them. Just... stay away from this vomit filled fiesta.
Pros:
There is nothing at all good about this game.
Cons:
-Many pointless and unnecessary scenes.
-Hardly any gameplay. All you're doing is making choices the whole time.
-No storyline is explained, and from the looks of this mess, is broken.
Final Verdict:
0/10
Please, STAY away from this game. You'd have wasted your time and precious money.
(So basically, you must do a review of the game(s) you think are terrible. You can also debate points, if you wish)
