Is probably my favorite. So... Yeah.

Well, some of the most famous and most humorous are from the gentleman Duke Nukem.



As for a serious quote, I actually havem't thought of that....

Dude, there are way better Blazblue quotes. For instance:

"Now...jump! Into my manly chest!!" (Bang Shishigami, or more accurately Bang Yaoigami)
"Your breasts are illegal!!" (Noel, to Litchi)
"Why, hello, Ragna. As ever, your face reminds me of nature’s cruel sense of humor." (Rachel to Ragna)
"That is quite a body you’ve built, but I believe only thirty percent of it is truly necessary. Are you perhaps… compensating?" (Rachel to Tager)

Generally, Rachel's and Bang's quotes are my favourites. Bang's especially, he's completely insane.

That last one actually came from a movie called They Live. Although it was a rather cheesy movie, it was still pretty cool.

Link, from Legend of Zelda:
HEEEEEEEYA AAAAAAAAARGH HUUUUYAAAAAAAAAH!

Or Portal 2:


Or anything from Killing Floor, gotta love those British stereotypes.

Favorite quotes from video games is hands down, the Monkey Island series.

Here's some examples:

"I am The White Void! I am Hakumen! THE END HAS COME!"

Yeah, I like that quote.

Here's some of my favourite Final Fantasy XIII phrases:

Orphan before the first battle.


Conversation before the final battle.


Those are my two favourites.

"I garland, Will knock you all down!"
"Its a lockpick, it will come in handy if you. The master of lockpicking, take it with you."
"Well....This is the part where he kills us. Hello! This is the part where i kill you! -CHAPTER NAME: The part where he kills you-"-Portal 2
'Fungah! Foiled again!!"
"I see pokemon battles as me hurting my friends..."
"I fight for my friends."
"No..Xion! Who will i share icecream with!?"
"...I'll smash them."
" We need that honey to Attract the pokemon in great numbers!"
---
That's all i got off the top of my head...

"This chest is empty, like your thieving heart," - An empty treasure chest; Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky

I can't really think of any quotes I like atm, but that Link one is AMAZING!

"Hey! Listen! ... Hey! ... Hey! Listen! ... Listen!"

Damn Navi... XD

"JUSTIN! YOU PERVERT!" - Can't even remember the game... grandia 1 i think.... or was it tales of legaia? hm, i'll go with grandia 1

and the last time i heard this quote was over 12 years ago, maybe even 13 or 14, but i can remember it clear as day, it was voice over and they were rare back then

it was funny because i was just doing a dungeon or something i think, and they climbed a ladder or went through a hole? and there had been no dialogue and no voiceover for a while since i was just doing the dungeon, and all of a sudden with my tv up loud, this voiceover bellowed through my room lol

just found it on youtube heh, seems there was a small part of dialogue heh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnZWjBVlGnE

"The wheel of fate is turning! Rebel 1! ACTION!" - Commentator, BlazBlue

"... He's borderline psychotic..." - Announcer for the duellist ring on the KOTOR game.

"Well, atleast that dumb bitch of yours is off napping in the dark somewhere."
"Long time no see, Ragna The Bloodedge...

How's your right arm holding up? Oops, my bad. It was me who chopped that off, wasn't it?"

"I'm gonna tear your damned head off!

Oh ho! Now you're cooking with gas! Finally nice to see that you joined the party, come on, I'll play with you for a little while, like fetch or something!"

"So you really thought you could fight with ME? I don't think you understand how this shit works!"

Skip to 3:07


Also at 4:31 lol...

You can watch a bit before 1:30 to get a understanding

From Persona 3.

"President Tanaka: If you break our promise I'll upload your picture to a dating site for ex-convicts."

"Junpei: Tartarus... That's some kind of toothpaste?"

"Junpei: You're so full of CRAP! I'm not going to die so you can have a friggin' night light!"

"Akihiko: Let us through."
"Takaya: I'm not standing in your way."

"Akihiko: There's no way she'll take this as a misunderstanding. She'll execute us!"
"Ryoji: E-execute us...!?"

"Gotta memorize for the exams! Okay! Sin! Cosine! Tangent!"
"Megido! Megidola! Megidolaon!"
"Sin! Cosine! Tangentolaon!"

"Ms. Toriumi: Aigis... What a strange name... I wonder if she was born overseas. Let's see... Anything else I should know...? Hm? ...Humanoid tactical weapon? What on Earth...? ...Clearly, that's a mistake. It just goes to show, you can't believe everything you read. You can sit... right over there, in that empty seat."

"Junpei: Oh man... I completely overslept. Why did I stay up all night watching that stupid movie...?"
"Junpei: Did you guys see it? It had these giant amazon women running in the jungle..."
"Akihiko: Why would I watch that?"

"Yukari: So that's it. Your brain got finally past its expiration date."

Duke Nukem, after taking a lethal blow, with his voice as cool as ever:
"Damn... this really pisses me off."

Lezard Valeth from Valkyrie Profile, victory quote:
"They say one should not speak unkindly of the dead - so I say: nice try!"

"You must construct additional pylons!" Protoss Adviser, Starcraft

"What the hell!? We where Pwn3d by a T0tal N00b!" - Luna/Sena/Platinum The Trinity/Them/Annoying obnoxious side character

"I am the white void! I am...Ect Ectera! THE END HAS COME!" - Silver Hakumen

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!?"

"You are made of stupid" - Emperor Yoshiro (George Takei) from Command & Conquer Red Alert 3

Plus I like the intro speech from Fallout 3 but it's pretty long...

"Ok, why the HELL do you think I give two sh*ts about a vampire tea party?"
"Uhh Guys! Really rude of you just to forget about me like that! Though, that Soap Opera was pretty hilarious to watch, I'll give you that!"

Yeah, Hazama ftw

NES had some awesome quotes.

Zelda II: The Adventures of Link
"Game Over, Return of Gannon" - saw this plenty of times back in the day
"I am Error"

Shadowgate
"It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!!" - saw this many a-time as well

Metal Gear
"I feel asleep!!"
"Uh oh, the truck have started to move"

Crystalis
"1997, October 1, The End Day" - and thus began one of the most memorable NES games ever

Dunk Hunt:
"Fly Away" - Damn ducks!!!

Castlevania II: Simon's Curse
"What a horrible night to have a curse."

Super Mario Bros.
"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" - I was ready to say heck with the princess back then, let her find her own way out.


Of course, my all time favorite was this line from "A Blurred Line"

“… this isn’t the sword of Langermal! Get out of my sight! Foolish knave – ”

"Bang ShishigamI: WHHAATTT YOUUU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!*Loud Crash on door*
Kokonoe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a million voices cried out in anguish, and where suddenly silenced."

"Tager: Settle down Rookie."

"Tager: Are you 'Baa?'
Makoto: Say what?"

"Tager: GIGANTIC TAGER! DRIVER!"

"Arakune: In RpG Game must level up defeat final is over 9000"

In the midget rangers scene rofl


Easily the most epic spammable move in a fighting game ever.

All from Minsc, referring to his miniature Giant Space hamster, Boo.

Some of my favorite quotes. They're all just so memorable, especially the way they were said in-game. Not sure I'll ever forget these :V

This....Is just..

"War...War never changes." Fallout 1/2/3/Newvegas

Just what?

"Rachel Alucard: Well Hello again, Ragna. Your face reminds me of nature's cruel sense of humor."
"THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING"
"Terumi: Long time no see, Ragna the Bloodegde. How's your right arm holding up? Oops! My bad! It was me who chopped that off, wasn't it?"

"Kokonoe: Greetings, Lost people! I am Proffessor Kokonoe, genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven Labatory. Well...OK, We arn't in the Lab at the moment. This place can sort of be temporarilly moved into the Boundary. Well, Simply put. It's a mysterious room, a room where you can do anything you want. To be honest, it's a paradise for all those sad, lost people who couldn't make it to the true ending, a sort of Avalon. If you're one of those nutballs who's all " I only wanna unlock hidden stuff" Or "I don't need help" or "I'll just look for a flowchart online" then you can Piss off!"

New Game
and
Game Over...
haha

from the remake of NARC

"...This agent marcus must be very special."
"Actually, he's kind of a d---"

"It's dead. Good."
-Sev, from Star Wars: Republic Commando, which is full of good quotes, including:

"These must be the droids we're looking for"
-scorch

"It's official: you suck"
- one of shao khan's taunts in MK

"Crimson Dynamo...you never could take a joke...or a punch."
-Iron Man from Marvel Ultimate Alliance

"She was almost worth it"
-tony stark, in Xmen Legends 2

"We have full authority!"
twin-blades from C&C:RA3

"Ready to crush"
apocalypse tanks, also from RA3

"I will rule the universe!"
"Go ahead and try!"
-actual random dialogue error between from Dragon Ball Z Sagas, between Goku and Cell
conversely
"I will rule the universe!"
"Shut up!"
-Vegeta dialogue FTW

and my personal favorite, as well as long-time battle motto, from RA3's assault destroyers:

"Send em' ta hell!"

Sho Minamimoto: "Any tree can drop an apple, but I'LL DROP THE FREAKING MOON!!"
Joshua: "I think he's trying to say he's better than gravity"

Sho Minamimoto: "Any sound can shake the air, but my voice can shake the heart!"
Joshua: "I think he's trying to say he's better than air."

"SON OF A SUBMARINER!" "Your like a page out of a self-help book!" "Ahem! There is SAND on my boots!" Kefka, Final Fantasy 6.
Hell, everything he says is awesome.
"We need that honey to attract pokemon in great numbers." Grunt, Pokemon Diamond.
"Father alive.....Gau...Happy..." Gau, Final fantasy 6.
Gau: Mr.Thou! This way or we'll leave you behind!
Sabin: I am NOT Mr.Thou!!

Commander Shepard: "So when should I book the room?"
Garrus Vakarian: "I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink."
*Sheperd smirks*
Garrus Vakarian: "Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

Commander Shepard: "What do you think our chances are, Garrus?"
Garrus Vakarian: "Honestly? The Collectors have killed you once, and all it seems to have done is piss you off, so..."

Kelly: "We have no guarantees that Grunt is mentally stable. I get the feeling he just doesn't care about anything, including who lives or dies."
Sheperd: "Don't worry, Kelly. I wouldn't let him touch you."
Kelly: "If there's any touching being done, I want you involved."
Sheperd: "..I should go."

Salarian: "I still don't see why we're here. Salarians do not "get married." My family simply negotiated a reproduction contract..."
Human: "Well, it's the closest you guys get to a wedding, and that means you get a bachelor party. End of story."
Salarian: "I don't understand. Humans celebrate wedding contracts by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!"
Human: "Calm down, man. Don't embarrass me in front of the stripper."
Salarian: "What do turians do? Do turians do this too?"
Turian: "I'm just here for the drinks."
Human: "Uh-huh. Take a look at *that*, man. Everybody likes the asari. *Everybody*."
Salarian: "But we actually reproduce by... my word. She is very... limber. I can appreciate her dancing in an aesthetic manner, but... I don't have... feelings of... she is a lovely shade of blue."
Turian: "Ok, that makes my legs hurt just watching it, and my knees are meant to bend that way."

Sheperd: "Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey."
Garrus: "We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?
Thane: "That's about twice a day."

Garrus Vakarian: "Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?"
Tali'Zorah: "No."
Garrus Vakarian: "Come on. Remember how we'd always ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share."
Tali'Zorah: "This conversation is over."
Garrus Vakarian: "Tell me again about your immune system."
Tali'Zorah: "I have a shotgun."
Garrus Vakarian: "Mmmmaybe we'll talk later."

- Mass Effect 1-2

Morrigan: "Ah, so you have finally decided to rejoin us, have you? Falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, I take it?"
Alistair: "Is my being upset so hard to understand? Have you never lost someone important to you? Just what would you do if your mother died?"
Morrigan: "Before or after I stopped laughing?"
Alistair: "Right... very creepy. Forget I asked."

Alistair: "Were you really locked up in that cage for twenty days?"
Sten: "It may have been more like thirty. I stopped counting after a while."
Alistair: "What did you do? Twenty days is a long time."
Sten: "On good days, I posed riddles to passers-by, offering treasures for the correct answers."
Alistair: "Really?"
Sten: "No."

Brother Genitivi: "After all, no one wants to hear: "Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder". "

Lelianna: "I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!"

-Dragon Age: Origins

Well, most of my favourite quotes from any game come from ol' Cave Johnson's pre-recorded banter. As for non-Portal lines, well, there are a few...

"I will enjoy tearing you limb from limb."
Mahatma Ghandi [Lightly Paraphrased], Civilization 5

"Because, Cloud, you are..."
Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII

"You are... a puppet."
Jenova, Final Fantasy VII, finishing Sephiroth's general line of thought

This next quote cannot possibly be phonetically described, at least as far as I can see, but I did find a good-quality audio clip to feast your ears upon...
I think it's laughing at you...

"This guy are sick"
Aeris, Final Fantasy 7

"This is my story, it'l go how I want, or I'll end it here!"
Tidus, Final Fantasy X

"You lose, big guy"
Claire Redfield, Resident Evil 2

Gahh...Final fantasy 10...
'Where you going? Nowhere, your going no where. I got you traped like a jumpsuited rat!"
Wheatly Portal 2

Lol Garrus' awesome, my favorite quote from him:

- Garrus: "This recon scout and I had been at each other’s throats. Nerves, mostly. She suggested we settle it in the ring."
- Shepard: "I assume you took her down gently?"
- Garrus: "Actually she and I were the top ranked hand-to-hand specialists on the ship. I had reach, but she had flexibility. It was brutal. After nine rounds, the judge called it a draw. There were a lot of unhappy betters in the training room."
- Garrus: "We, ah, ended up holding a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess."

And:

- Garrus: "So this is adolescence? Can’t we just take him to Omega and buy him a few dances?"

I love Garrus. He's easily the best character, in my opinion (Rivaled only by Tali or Joker).

Haha, I romance him each time just for the well placed jokes during the entire development. Even the conclusion was hilariously awkward.
And I bet Garrus would be excellent at parenting. I mean, just take the kid to Omega, no further actions are needed, right?

We simply can't forget:
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

I almost forgot about the prize:

- Jacob: "Shepard? ... Look at thiiis - like sneaking into the captain's quarters. Heavy risk, but the priiiiiize."

- "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel!"

- Joker: "This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was. I have to spent all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord."

- Joker: "Argh, you want me to go crawling through the ducts again."
- EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
- *Joker o.O*
- EDI: "That is a joke."

- Eclipse: "I've got nothing to say to you."
*Renegade Shepard pushes him through glass window*
- Shepard: "How about goodbye?"

- Renegade Shepard ME1: "Because it's a big. Stupid. Jellyfish!"

"So, The Man that wields the Mighty BlazBlue, Is known as the Grim Reaper far and wide across the land and is rated a SS-Class Criminal by the NOL with the Highest Bounty on Record is still afraid of Ghosts? How Pathetic."

I probably got that wrong, because it's been ages since I watched that gag reel.

Council: "Commander? Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"
Shepard: "You know it."
*disconnect*
Joker: "..That never gets old, does it?"

Council: "Commander, do not cut me off like last time. I fail to find it amusing."
Shepard: "Woops."
*disconnect*
Joker: "Aaand..we're out."

Shepard: "How about we all step away from the weird alien impaling devices.."
Tali'Zorah: "I was just looking..I wasn't going to touch them."

Joker: "This thing is going to fire me over a joke! Okay, I said I'd flash the AI core, but I was kidding. And we'd only lose a few systems. Nosey ones.
EDI: "To clarify, human resources adjustments are not actually under my authority."
Joker: "Then why? Why are you always picking on me?"
EDI: "My replies were intended to provoke, though not to cause distress. Your reactions are atypical of most humans. You are interesting."
Shepard: "EDI, were you intentionally egging him on? What part of your programming covers that?"
EDI: "Nothing in the restrictions imposed upon me forbids active observation techniques. Mr. Moreau's performance actually improved under duress."
Joker: "I never figured the coming overlords would be so annoying. I'm just..I'm done."

Shepard: "I notice you're calling EDI "her" and "she" now."
Joker: "Huh. No, I hadn't noticed that. EDI, should I have noticed that?"
EDI: "No, Jeff. It is not worth noting."
Joker: "Well there you go, Shepard. It looks like we haven't noticed anything."
Shepard: "I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far."
Joker: "I'm just having a little fun with you, Commander. No need to get all "unnatural" on me."
EDI: "What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more platonic symbiosis than hormonally induced courtship behavior."
Joker: "Okay, yeah that was a little creepy."

And pretty much all of Mordin's medical advice.
Do not injest.

"I am the white void! I am etc etcetra! THE END HAS COME!"

Radiant Historia:

"Ha! Mankind, a cesspit of hatred and lies. Fight for them, and die for their sins!"
Dracula, Castlevania X Chronicles: Symphonia of the Night (PSP)

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT??"
Dhoas, Tales of Phantasia (GBA)

"You don't need a reason to help people."
Zidane, Final Fantasy IX

"...Shut up."
Cloud, Final Fantasy VII

Ar Tonelico 3 beats savagely the two first when it comes to dirty quotes. (It's all by memory so it may not be 100% accurate, but you'll get the picture).

Momoko: "That's right, Finnel's freshly baked log is floating in the toilet..."

Cocona: "Fast, tough and horny, huh? Sound like my kind of ride!"

Aoto: "Wow! It's a Golden Waterfall!"
Soma: "I call it the Golden Shower. Glad you like it."

Tyria: "Use my body whenever you get the urge."
Aoto: "Reyvateils are usually hesitant with this right?"

Finnel's True End choice. You can select one of the three answers...
Finnel: "Aoto, why did you fall in love with me?"
1. Because you are one that I have to protect no matter what.
2. Because you have small breasts.
3. Because I like to pick on you.

And the best for the end...
Saki: "Aoto! Are you okay?"
Aoto: "Am I okay? Feel these nipples!"

My fav quote from the second game now.

Infel: "Who do you think you are, calling my name like that? Come back in a million years, or give me 20 Leaf."
Croix: "That's actually pretty cheap."

"Alistair: Wait...What are you talking about?"
"Oghren: What are...YOU talking about?
Alistair/Oghren had decent party banter...This is the only line i care to quote tho.
-
"Oghren: Come on ...Who ate the cabbage?"
"Sten: Why ask me??"
"Oghren: I guess you thought we could all share in the bounty."
"Sten Sighs"
"Oghren: Oh stand up to it, you giant ass!"
"Sten Sighs"
-
"Sten: Dwarf"

"Oghren: Uuh?"

"Sten: Stop tripping me..."

"Oghren: Stop tripping yerself"

"Sten: If you were significant enough to notice I wouldn't have to step on you"

"Oghren: Eh well....Your mother..."

"Sten:That was dissapointing, I expected better from you"

"Oghren: Sorry I was in a rush..."
Anything from Dragon Age: Origins is awesome..But
Oghren and Sten are just too awesome to not quote some of they're Party banter's.

"ACH! Hans run! It's the Avatar of Might!" *pulls out avatar of might and plays it* ~ Me, Magic: The Gathering