I guess it would be best to start off with a hello...
Hi.

Wait, that's not nearly dramatic enough!

Long ago, when chaos enveloped all and existence knew naught but the Void, a twisted, grinding soul took form in the abyss. The horror's gelatinous mind was an eldritch construction...it knew not happiness, or empathy. It could not comprehend the deepest agony, nor the most transcendant bliss...no, the creature, this creature whose existence itself was a sin against heaven and earth, could feel only one thing.
Despair.

I'm sure that melodramatic paragraph will tell you everything you need to know about my writing, nutritional content, lack of scripting/drawing/composing/anything useful talent, as well as my pathetic pretentious project which I'm not sure whether to call Lanius, The Thirteenth Door, or something that doesn't induce vomit.

Interesting Welcome to R3 puddi of despair

I'm very curious to see some of your writing, upon seeing this introduction. It appears as if you are well-equipped in the vocabulary department, and your grammar/punctuation/spelling doesn't cause me to lose my innards via vomiting. Well done. =]

Aha! I love new writers ^-^
Especially ones that ~cough~ know how to spell ~cough~ know their punctuation ~cough~
Gee, don't know where that cough spat came from >_>
Welcome to RRR! Please enjoy your stay.

...we have cookies o_O
~Lit

She means I have cookies...


Ok, you can have one too... XD

Greetings and welcome to RRR, enjoy your time here

Welcome to RRR!
That's some introduction

Wow nice writing you write there.....
Nice to have someone new skilled at writing....
Welcome to RRR and enjoy your very stay here.

A half-eaten cookie...how nice.
Thanks for the welcome, now I'll shed my false colours and reveal the terminally annoying noob within.

It's morphing time!