It seems like every night I have really weird dreams. Like really REALLY weird dreams. I figured I'd make this topic to preserve my dreams for all eternity. I'll update it every time I have a crazy dream and for the first post, try to remember some really weird ones I had in the past.

Dream #1: Satou's Wacky K-ON! Adventure

This dream I had last night. I only vaguely remember some of the details though. It started out there was a mistake by someone in the main office and I was enrolled in the same school all the girls from K-ON! go to even though it's an all girl school. I got really good grades though so no one cared. Then one day, I joined the light music club the anime revolves around and became a member of their band. For some reason, I was calling myself Skewer. Don't ask me why, I don't know. Anyways, one of the girls' parents(Mugi's for those of you that watch the show) didn't like me for whatever reason, which resulted in a lot of drama I don't remember the details of and the band almost broke up. I remember one scene where her parents came to pick her up from school and I was running after their car and they turned around and almost ran me down and another scene where I was trying to call all of the girls but no one was picking up until finally one(Mio) did and she was freaking out and in tears about the band breaking up. I don't remember the end though. It was really intense and I woke up several times throughout, only to fall back asleep and continue the dream.

Dream #2: Satou Moves Into a High-class Apartment with the Girls from K-ON!

This dream was maybe about a week ago. I lived in a really nice apartment with all the girls from the band and their teacher. It was an exclusive community where only the rich and famous lived, though I don't think we were either of those. Anyways, it was surrounded by a stone wall with a steel gate. The wall was eroding, however, and some of the residents were thinking that thieves might sneak in through the giant holes. Thus the members of Afterschool Tea Time(the band name) decided to go talk to the landlord on the top floor. The higher we went up, the narrower the stair case became. Both horizontally and vertically. It got to the point were we had to army crawl to barely squeeze though. We finally made it though and everything popped back to normal. We knocked on the door and the landlord answered, saying "Oh! If it isn't the girls from <whatever apartment number we lived in>! How can I help you?" We explained the situation then he had this hella serious look on his face and went "I know..." in an ominous voice and slowly closed his door. We were left standing there in utter confusion.

Dream #3 Satou Cuts the Cheese in Front of His Friend's Girlfriend

This one was the same night as #2. It was fairly short and simple. I was at my friend's apartment and was sitting on the couch next to his girlfriend. I was playing Xbox and she was playing something on her laptop. I got up to do something, get a drink I think, and accidentally let one rip. I froze. I was soooo embarrassed. I didn't know what to say. It wasn't a little one either. Then she started giggling and I kinda chuckled nervously. The end.

Dream #4 Satou Does Housework to Save His Life

This one was the same night as the previous two and requires a little backstory. I had two friends, husband and wife, I met on an MMO two years ago. Over the years we tried numerous MMO's with me saying I'd play more often with them but then not showing up. So his wife said she didn't want to be my friend anymore which made me kinda sad but it was my fault. The husband decided to overlook it and continue our friendship. However, the wife started to hate me. She thought I was plotting to steal her husband for myself. I would never do such a thing because A. I'm not homosexual and B. that's just wrong regardless. So now she thinks I'm out to ruin her marriage and wants him to stop talking to me giving us a deadline of Christmas for total communication cut off. Caught up now? Good.
In my dream, me and some of my friends went to their house for a sleep over. Naturally, I was nervous because I thought she was gonna kill me. After dinner, they all went to watch TV but I offered to feed their nonexistent cats and do the dishes to stay in her good graces. However, their dishwasher was really weird. Like the layout of the racks and shit. And I was freaking out like "Oh God how do I load this? Oh God oh Jesus oh God!" Then it just ended.

Dream #5 Satou Visits His Ex-girlfriend Against His Will

This one was a long time ago. I don't remember how long but it sticks in my mind because it was so strange. So I went to my ex's house for God knows why. I think she wanted me to meet her new boyfriend or something. So I got there with my brother and her living room was all white. You know like in sci-fi movies or something where it's completely white with no features so you can't really tell its dimensions. In what I guess was a corner was her new boyfriend. He was curled up in a ball, muttering to himself, and unresponsive to all stimuli. Then she sits on a couch and starts playing Namco X Capcom. So I'm all "Oh cool! I wanted this game to come to America so badly! Can I play?" But she wouldn't let me. And for some reason Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog were in the game even though they're neither Namco nor Capcom. Then her aunt and her mom made us dinner. But it was a glass of water with only a couple noodles of spaghetti or strands or however you measure them. Then conscious thought kicked in. I realized it was a dream and was like half-awake, trying to convince my brother we had to get outta there. But he wanted to stay longer. I was like "Can't you tell how painful it is for me to be here? Let's just go." But he wouldn't. Then we finally went to leave and my ex wanted to walk me to my car even though I didn't want her to. Then when I was about to get in, she hugged me and started crying and was like "Please don't go!" and I was like "Maybe I would if you hadn't broke up with me." and I pried her off of me so I could go.

Those are all of the ones I remember for now. If I have any more weird dreams in the future, which I most certainly will, I'll post them here. Feel free to discuss and/or post your own weird dreams.

Last night's dream involved a lot of breasts. Don't ask me why, I don't know.

Dream #6: Satou and His Brother Get Sucked Into the TV

Okay, it started out me and my brother were watching some TV show. I don't think it was a real one. Anyway, it was incredibly boring. Then this woman turned toward that camera and unbuttoned her shirt to reveal she wasn't wearing a bra. My younger brother went "Oh, wow." in a sarcastic, unimpressed voice and I said "Finally this show gets interesting." Then she turned her back to the camera and suddenly we were inside the TV and she had turned to us to say something. I don't remember what she said or anything that happened after that.

Dream #7: Satou Lives With a Big-Breasted Demon and Can Only Speak Japanese

Yeah, this dream was in Japanese. But not real Japanese because I don't know enough to have an extended conversation with someone so it was just gibberish that sounded like Japanese. Luckily my dream had subtitles so I knew what was going on. Apparently I lived with this hot demon chick who for some reason had to carry out these tasks and her reward for completing said tasks was her breasts would get bigger. So she would go out and do something then come back and her breasts would grow...like really big. Then she realized her breasts were fake and started crying because all of her hard work had gone to waste. The end.

Dream #8: Satou Almost Buys Some Hats Off a Street Corner

I was walking along the sidewalk of this street that's by my house. Apparently this guy was selling hats on the street corner but he wasn't there at the moment I walked past. I thought about stealing some but decided to pick up the paper with the prices on it and keep walking. A couple of black guys were walking on the other side of the street and one said "Hey take the hat and then he drop the money!" ...Yeah, I don't know either. Anyways, each of the hats were $6 and I only had $10 on me so I ended up not buying any and I put the paper back where I found it. The end.

Stay tuned for even more f'ing crazy dreams.

I only remember one dream from last night, probably because I was just having it like 10 minutes ago before my friend's mom woke me up with her annoying piano playing.

Dream #9 Satou and His New Girlfriend Are Spies and His Friend is a Douche

This dream was heavily influenced by TV. I only vaguely remember the majority of it though. In my dream, I had a girlfriend and we were both spies and people were telling us it was a bad idea to let our romance get in the way of our jobs. We didn't care though. I had a friend who was a douche to his girlfriend, who was Sarah Walker from the TV show Chuck. She was sad but she stayed with him for whatever reason. Then I had another friend who was Ernie from George Lopez's sitcom. He wanted to go out with Sarah and I said "Go for it man, <friend's name here> is a douche anyways. So he tried indirectly asking her out but she didn't get the hint. Then my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go shopping at the mall this weekend and I said not really but I ended up agreeing to go anyways. Then my friend and Sarah said they wanted to come too and it was gonna be like a double date. Then Sarah said Ernie could come too and then her and my girlfriend both went "Come with us and we can GO SHOPPING~" and then I woke up.

I ran out of sleeping pills so I had really broken sleep the night before last night. Last night I still didn't have any but at least I had a dream.

Dream #10: Satou Plays With the World's Dumbest Roleplayer

This one was probably brought on because I was rereading Plague of the Heavens while waiting for some videos I made to render and upload to Youtube. This guy, not a real person, named xxxbim' made an RP and me and some other nonexistent RP'er joined. We were the only two did. Anyways, he really sucked at RP'ing. Always had really short and non-descriptive posts that made it hard to play with. Then out of nowhere, he betrayed and killed my character. There wasn't really anything I could do about because he quietly took out a gun and shot me in the back of the head so I didn't have a chance to dodge or anything. So I was like "Alright, I guess I'm out of the RP. See ya." because I really didn't want to make another character and keep playing. Then about a month later, he PM's me and asks me to rejoin but I said no. The end.

i had many laughs reading about your dreams
And damn i wish my dreams had subs in them but i think id rather have an English dub

Jesus...your dreams are strange. But then again, my dreams are strange too.

I hope your going to turn most of these into game ideas.

Game ideas, huh? The gears in my mind are already turning. lol Thanks. I shall reward you with the tale of another dream.

Dream #11 Satou and His Friend Go to Another Friend's House and are Left to Die by Earthquake

So this was a dream I had last night. Me and a friend went to another friend's house cause we were all gonna go out somewhere. But my other friend had to get ready so she made us wait outside. Apparently an earthquake was predicted to happen at 11:00 AM so we were trying to get her to hurry. We went into her garage to see what was up and she flew past us in a Hummer. I was like "Hey, wait for us!" and started to leave but my friend was all "I left something in her house, hold on." and I was like "You didn't even go in, how could you leave something inside?" Then the ground started to crack and I was like "There's no time! Come on!" and it was all dramatic and I was dragging him away. I don't remember the rest.
Then I told my friend who had come with me the dream and he was like "Do you actually know what her house looks like? I'd punch you in the vagina if you did." cause he likes our other friend. And I was like "Wait, what?" and he said "Exactly." I'm a guy though...

Satou, would that imply that your subconscious mind is trying to tell you that you are really a girl?! D=
Or that you want to be one?

I know the best way to solve that, just find this guy friend that told you he'd punch you in such a location and tell him that you'll punch him in said location. Then he'd be the one that would have to worry about his manliness.
XD

How am I supposed to know? lol He does come back from college this weekend for Christmas break. He has a fist with his name on it waiting for him...

How about a grenade with "to whom it may concern" written on it?

Hey, there's a dream idea for me! I'll have a dream like that tonight. XD

rofl What the hell? I wonder if I'll have a dream with that in it tonight. I'll let you know tomorrow. xD

O_o;
O...Kay...
How Screwed up...
I wish I could dream up Breasts, but my Girlfriend would notice

XD
Have you ever tried using hypnosis to induce certain dreams? You should try it, lol.
Anyway, your girlfriend will be peeved.

Yeah, I know my dreams are really screwed up. lol If anyone knows a dream interpreter, you should show them this. xD
Also, just tell your girlfriend you were dreaming of her breasts and maybe she'll only hit you half as hard.

I hope so!
Last time I had a Bruise on my Balls!

rofl Domestic violence! xD

A little too much information, lol. XD

At any rate, you have an abusive girlfriend and need to have her dream of ways to be less physically dangerous. XD

All those dreams gave me a sideways boner. They are truly weird. I wish I could remember my dreams. Usually I'll remember them when I wake up, but an hour later, I strain to try to remember.

Hmm...
Good Idea.
My Girlfriend isn't Abusive!
She just Smacks me whenever I look at Hers, or any other girls Breasts...

lol

All right then, not abusive but obsessive.
(My girlfriend is similar, but she knows better than to hit me anywhere besides my upper arm, lol.)

At any rate, most people do forget their dreams and they also dream in black and white. =]

My upper arm was usually in danger from my ex too. lol I dream in color. lol Cause that's how I roll. Or at least I think I do. All of those dreams seem so real that sometimes after I wake up, I mistake memories for dreams and dreams for memories.
Also, what the hell is a sideways boner? lol And do I want to know?

You're lucky, I'm scared tonite cause I listened to Satous Dreams...

A sideways boner is when you get an erection that turns sideways and elongates past your thy. I get them all the time whenever I hear a good dream. Like yours. I like your dreams. You should like... Get all your dreams, and create a mythos about them. You'll get millions.

O_o
Albino, I am never looking at any of your posts again.

lmao

Satou, you're giving Keet a... oh never mind. XD
You're also giving The Angel of Death nightmares. =P


Anyway, I dream in colour as well. I've had dreams about Lucky Charms and realised that I was the lucky leprechaun, lol.

Crazeh shat right there, X-M-O. One dream that I can remember was that I woke up in my room.

That's funny, I used to dream that I woke up and turned off my alarm clock and went to work... and I was quite naked. Very odd indeed. XD
I then actually woke up and started panicking. I thought to myself, "Oh crap, my girlfriend is going to think I go to work naked! -- Oh, good she's right there and I'm right here and there's nothing to... zzz..."
lol

Bro, that was one cool story.
One time, I had this dream where I was walking to school. See, I was walking up this sidewalk and this guy asked me, "Hey dude. Follow me for some cheap, easy women and free sex." So I did what every man would do, I followed him. He took me all over town, but I never saw one "good time girl." So after hours of walking, he took me into this dark alley. I was like "Look man, it's getting late, and I haven't seen your promise fulfilled yet. I'm going to have to leave, good day sir." He then stepped in front of me, pleading, "No no no, stay here for a minute." He turned his back on me and I started to wait again. We waited until it was really dark outside. Then, he grabbed my arm aggressively. "Whoa bro!" I shouted in discomfort. He reached into his pants pocket.
And pulled out...
A gift-card to Radioshack and $5 off my next meal at Olive Garden. "Thanks, bro," I said. "Any time," he replied, "Oh, and here, take this too..." He gave me a brand new phone. "Whoa, thanks a lot man!" We shook hands and bid eachother good day.

I'd be kicking his butt for making me wait all that time for such trivial things. XD

I remember having a dream where I was speaking German, and so was everyone else, and there were English subtitles. Very odd, but similar to what Satou had mentioned earlier - it reminded me of this. I swear I never get drunk with my German friends, as I know them too well, but we were all drunk and apparently daring each other to jump in front of cars. The odd part is where we jumped into the cars driving by and began driving them as police chased after us. The entire time we were screaming at the top of our lungs and using all manner of obscenities to describe the policeman's mum. Very odd, indeed.
The end of that dream happened when we crashed. The crash woke me, and woke my girlfriend, lol.

Everyone I've ever askd says they dream in colour
well since I'm here might as well post one of my dreams

It starts off with me and three people I just made up walking
through the forest and into a cave some guy said that we shouldn`t
go in it since it might be dangerous but we all go in anyway in the cave
there are 7 tunnels but I had to go outside since I forgot something so
they go into the tunnels without me when I come back I notice no one
is there and just start wandering through the tunnels
calling for them and then I fell down a hole and land in a weird room
and see everyone else just going around the hole then about 500 snakes
come out of me and then go back in me making my eyes glow and turned me
into a snake so I came out of the hole and went up to everyone
and turned into a human again the end.

Wow, a very long sentence. XD

Curious. I haven't turned into a snake before. o.o
I have been a dragon in a dream before, and that was some adventure... it is a recurring dream and it slowly progresses after having it over and over (or perhaps I only remember certain parts and then slowly begin to recall what happens next over time). =]


I've only heard of a few people who dreamt in colour - I wonder...

rofl You guys have crazy dreams too. xD I wish I could draw better. I'd illustrate all of these if I could. Then upload them on my dA to share with you. xD

Sharing dreams by drawing them?
You'd have to be as good as the iRobot robot to do that. XD

I can't draw that well, but I will one day turn several of my dreams into films. =]

You just reminded me of another dream I've had!

It was my friend's birthday so I gave her a present
but she didn't like it so she turned into a dragon ate
me and burped out some flying cheezies

They'd do my dreams so much more justice than a text description. I do plan on practicing for any future art competition and I'm taking a "How to Draw" class in college next semester so it may be something that happens in the near future.



That last line made me go "What the fuck?!". lol

About 90% of my dreams have flying cheezies
first time I had flying cheezies in a dream was when I was about 6

What? lol
Stupid flying cheezies. XD

Too bad we haven't invented a way to play back dreams that you have the following day... That's something I would want for Christmas.

Of course you realise how impossible that is, right?
Keep dreaming though.

They had a machine that did that in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. I've wanted one ever since. lol That movie got a lot of crap but I liked it.

I liked it as well, despite the fact that I do not dream about it. D=

When one day such machines are made, we will be evolved into some form of cytoplasm. XD

How can you prove to someone that you had a dream?

But then I wouldn't be able to hold a video game controller if I was cytoplasm. Then I would be in despair.
I guess you can't really prove that you had a dream. So you all have to take my word for it that I had these dreams. xD

It was really more of a rhetoric question. A philosophy by Teh Parakeet.

I Hate you Satou...
She Figured me out.
My Balls and Ass Hurts now because she hit my Balls so hard My Ass felt it too!

Ohh....i was kinda scared for a second there......best not to go into it.

I have F*ucked up dreams all the time. So Ill share some with you.

Dream 1- Pass the mustard
This was a couple years back, but I had a dream I was surrounded by giant bottles of mustard and ketchup, that were dancing around me in an oddly colorful cave. Not sure why, or what, but it happened.

Dream 2- Normality interuption
The dream started off with me having a normal day at school. so normal that it probably would have just been a day at school. At about lunchtime, the world exploded into a psychodelic storm of crazy. The dream made no sense, but I enjoyed it.

Dream 3-Normality, with fire
I was sitting in the kitchen enjoying a bowl of cereal. Also for some reason I was on fire. Nobody seemed to notice it, so I kept enjoying my cereal.

Dream 4- Zombie world
This is probably one of the longest dream I've ever had. Basically, in the dream I lived out the entire zombie apocolypse. From beginning, till I was woken up. The whole dream felt like it took months, and to this day, im not entirely sure I was dreaming.

Dream 5- Insane world
Imagine walking throguh a world of horror movie objects, monsters, etc. I have these dreams all the time, but what sets this one apart, is that when I woke up, for a few seconds i was seeing things from the dream.

Dream 6-paradise/hell
Possibly the msot detailed of my dreams, so I'll describe it from beginning to end. I cant remember all of it, so it skips in some parts.

I woke up in a field of grass, to a sunny day, with just a few clouds in the sky. A girl was standing over me, and we talked for a bit. She told me of how her village was being attacked by monsters, so I volunteered to kill them. I think this is one of the only times I thought I was dreaming, but it gets odd.

After I killed the monsters, the girl from the inn.....lets just say we got to know one another......
A little bit later, the village was aattacked by some dragon monster and I was told to kill it. I mentioned for some reason that dragons were kinda cliched in fantasy stories,a nd you see them everywhere. The people in the inn suddenly changed thier story to the dragon being an evil overlord demon thing.

Long story short, I learned magic and killed the demon. This is where it starts to get wierd. When I got bak in the inn, all the people where staring at me with this odd haunting smile.

The girl from the inn said in a dull, monotone voice, "Dylan(my name), you dont belong here do you? It's time for you to wake up."

I answered by saying that I wasn't asleep, and the inn girl told that it was my only chance to go back home. I refused again. All of a sudden the world started to change. The people of the inn satarted laughing hysterically, as thier bodies twisted into misshapen hulks. The inn started randomly morphing, and the wood seemed to rot around us. The inn girl was the only one who stayed the same. She never brok eye contact with me, and softly said "you should have left."

I cant remember what exactly happened next, but i remember being suddenly chased by some humanoid figure down a road, in what looked like an apocalyptic city. The humanoid figure I can't remember too well, I only remember it terrifying me. Anyway, I tried surviving in this dark world, but was constantly on the run from these twisted human forms. The last thing I remember is a group of them holding me down while another is raising a sharpened piece of scrap metal. He lets out a demonic chuckle as he slams the sword toward me, intent on decapitating me. That's about when I woke up.






That dream haunted me for the longest time, and for several days afterward, i'd dream of being back in the nightmarish city. I remember it so vividly, that I actually based a world off of it in my stories. That's the extent of odd dreams I can remember happening, but these are jsut the ones i remember clearest. Every tiem I dream its of some odd occurence.

Except for last night, I dreamed i was being chased by a bear.

I read the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge story for the first time during summer, and I got this dream that was oddly similar to it. That was probably the only story that gave me a nightmare in forever. Last time I remember getting a nightmare from some sort of media I observed, was in like 4th grade.

I remeber another dream I had it started off with
me in a mental hospital with House and he wanted
to know how I was gonna escape so I told him I was
gonna get some string tie some pingpong balls together
and throw it at a mirror so it bounces off it and breaks the
window I tried it but it didn't work so I used all the toliets
because it annoyed some F.B.I guys then I teleported
to some dark room and two guys were there and one broke
a flagpole and needed my help to fix it and the only way to fix
it was to light candles but the other guy kept blowing mine out
so I told him to stop and punched him then some dude in a
tuxedeo and one of those phone headphone things says
that my brother's WoW character needs to be in a musical with
himself so now the characters are on stage and the audience
is just old people cowboys and cheezies then Launch from Dragon Ball
comes and shoots money at everyone I teleport back to the hospital
and the guy that kept blowing my candle out teleports there as well
and I say that it's the first time that I've seen him the whole episode
he said ya isn't that weird takes out a sword and we have a sword fight
I win and kill him the end

O...Kay...
Might as well tell you the dream that caused me too have Ass and Ball Pains...

Wow... I feel sorry for you AND your girlfriend. D=
Dreams like that should... remain dreams that aren't remembered. XD