This should be fun. Interview with a lich! (Just imagine this conversation actually happening, keep in mind he has a russian accent.)
Tell us your name! "Something...Frostbane...Something...I don't really remember."
I know it's a bit of an awkward question, but what gender are you? "Male...I think? I forgot."
What racial group do you belong to exactly? "I am a Lich, i am and control undead, i can create my own undead minions. Although...They are usually lesser than myself."
How old are you, Frostbane? "Uhh...I have no idea, stopped counting long ago. About...Five hundred, i think?"
You're really tall, aren't you? "I'm 5'9'' feet tall, thank you very much."
Weapon of choice?"A scythe, wich i use mostly as a walking cane, i swear. Oh, and i'm also very experienced in ice magic."
Strike a pose for the camera!How did you came to be...What you are now? "Well, back then, i was a succesful necromancer, i devoted my full time to my studies and worked on my projects all day. One day, i found out that my necromantic powers had reached the limit of my old human body. Then, i decided to become a lich! I performed a ritual wich turned me into an undead without really having to go through the process of dying, i was immortal. But then, i realized the ritual had a small flaw, although i could not die, my body would still decay. I eventually became only bones and became quite the social pariah too, as you might imagine. Even later on, i discovered that to increase my powers even more and keep myself from deteriorating completely i needed to feed upon living souls on a monthly basis. I take no pleasure in ending their lives, but it is survival of the fittest, no?"
Personality: "I enjoy spending time on my private quarters, reading ancient lore. When i'm not studying or reading, i usually go for a walk out in the nearby woods. I only kill humans, never innocent wood animals. They are a beauty wich must be kept. I enjoy a good glass of milk along with some cookies. I also have a great love for nature. I am "dead" afraid of paladins, pun not intended. Oh, and i also love bunnies, they are fluffy."
Thank you for participating in this interview!"Yes, yes. You die now."
Frostbane picks up his scythe, the camera falls down to the ground and after that only the sounds of screams and of meat being sliced can be heard.I hope this is acceptable?