Well, hello everyone at RRR.

I'm sir Capt. Malboro, from Puerto Rico (yay, the island nobody knows of! xD!, and yes, that means I speak Spanish), I consider myself expert in RPG Maker XP (in every aspect except RGSS, I lack lots of knowledge there D:!), like to help whenever I can (if I find the time), I can defend myself with the brush (Photoshop), I'm just plain old 16 years old (how great, another annoying teenager =D, no seriously I am not annoying), third year in High School, I am a male (forgot that one), and I am very forgetful.

So yeah, I may (and I have) forgotten some things but I can't give out everything. O_O

Anyways, I hope to be active in this forum and help as much as I can and have a plain old good time here.

Si Senor'. Gracias. Danata. That's all the spanish I know, with a few random words not mentioned. Welcome to RRR. I'm the forum jerk, so STAY AWAY!

firstly I'd like to say.......... "SLAP" for sometimes getting the better of me in FF7

now that's over with

HELLO and May the Light Shine down Upon Thee

Welcome aboard, sir.

Hmmm... Well... I can't say you don't know Spanish, you proved me wrong. xD!

And, well, Donline... I try. ;D! Glad I annoyed you in FF7. =D

Oh, and by the way Santa, thanks for those two boxes. Gonna smoke 'em right now.

Nothing like a green blob named Captain Marlboro to remind us of the dangers of smoking.

Smoking ain't bad. Once you are this huge octopus like thing with a mouth the size of a house with freakishly bad smell... Smoking it's just like eating cake: once you try it, you just can't have enough. Just looking at a good old giant chocolate cake that looks delicious from the distance, but once you try it's like an orgy going on in your mouth... You bite and you don't feel a thing... Like biting on a cloud of chocolaty goodness, so soft and yet... So amazing...

Oh cake... Why did you leave me...

I love the chocolatey goodness of nicotine. It's making my mouth water right now. Oh, how I'd love to feel my kidneys ASPLODE FROM CANCER!