What's The Most Bat Shit Crazy Break Up You've Ever Had. Options

[Drkmttr2007]

I know what the mystery behind this is, it's always the guys that's the problem. I have a friend who recently broke up with her boyfriend and u wanna know why? coz her boyfriend got jealous of her friends and he does have friends of his own.

So what r ur opinions about relationship break-ups?

[theBreadSultan]

whats your opinion on string?

women get just as jealous as blokes, in my experience more so.

If you break up - be cool - and if your baited don't bite -
universal advice given freely - and i've been around the block and broken enough hearts to know thats all the advice you'll ever need.

then you can always go back for some old flame one off goodness - which is one of the best kinds of sex you can have.

hmmmm nom nom nom

[Drkmttr2007]

What a topic this is going to be

[Kread-EX]

I know what the mystery behind this is, it's always the guys that's the problem.

Congratulations champ. You just solved the most asked question in one's life.



This post is sponsored by Albino Parakeet.

[X-M-O]

I know what the mystery behind this is, it's always the guys that's the problem. I have a friend who recently broke up with her boyfriend and u wanna know why? coz her boyfriend got jealous of her friends and he does have friends of his own.

So what r ur opinions about relationship break-ups?

It isn't always the guy's fault, nor is it always the girl's fault. If there is a breakup then both parties are generally at fault in one way or another.
Relationships can be tricky because emotions get involved and it isn't really a science.
The "blame game" always happens after, before, or during a breakup. (And of course it is never our own fault; it's always the other person that we like to blame - as a general fact.)

Relationships are established, then they grow, and then they die - just like everything else that "lives".
It is going to happen eventually so:
- Enjoy it while it lasts.
- Try to maintain it so that it does last, if it is what you want.
- Don't let the other person walk all over you; always express your opinion because lying will only cause issues.
- Be honest in your relationship, or be honest about being dishonest in your relationship.
- Care about the other person.
- If you don't feel comfortable in a relationship after a few weeks, call it off.
- Once you have left a relationship, don't get into another one until you are emotionally sound and can be assured that you are "over it".

To establish longer relationships:
- Don't date someone you don't know; an "acquaintance".
- Don't date over long distances, even if you have spent your childhood with the person; it usually leads to suspicion that the other person is cheating as well as problems with communication and the ability to maintain or build a stronger relationship.


Anyway, there you have some of my thoughts. =P

[Drkmttr2007]

Erm........thx, I guess

Anyway, there you have some of my thoughts.

Thx for sharing that with us

[theBreadSultan]

well to be fair you come in with a sweeping statement - thats incorrect.

and ask what our opinion is?

i mean a cool thread would be -
what the most bat shit crazy break up you've ever had.

some of mine include,
The one that died in my living room -
the one that turned into a crazy mad bitch self harm stalker
the one that kept giving me blow jobs every time i tried to start the break up conversation
the one that then turned lesbian (though to be fair i was still a teenager at the time and i've turned 3 lesbians so its 3- 1 cock)
the one that cried and cried and cried and cried and cried......and cried
the one who i dumped in public, then proceeded to have a domestic with in public (classy)
the one that is still madly in love with me (went out with her about 10 years ago)

the list goes on.
never really been dumped tho. well except for once sort of.

this woman who i could not fucking stand, ok so she was a fit as fuck primary school teacher, blonde, petite, gravity defying boobs that were more perky than a shrew on polish speed. but she was full of shit. she pretended like she was into art - but was just full of shit and actually didn't get art at all - also she really irritated me.

so we went for a drink and then she did this whole break-up speach...and it was a very funny conversation
her "bla bla bla lets just be friends"
me "ok..." realising i had never been dumped before "hmmm its strange..."
her interupting "that you feel upset?"
me "no.its strange....."
her interupting again "that this happens to you a lot?"
me "no. i've never been dumped before and thats only just now occured to me, hmmm so this is what all those girls felt, can't really understand the crying to be honest whats the big deal...well try anything once, and at least if i'm going to be dumped its by someone as seriously hot as you"

that night i was shaggin her brains out......a week later i kicked her to the curb....and she cried... LOL

[Ember]

If you break up - be cool - and if your baited don't bite -

Yes, this.

then you can always go back for some old flame one off goodness - which is one of the best kinds of sex you can have.

This too. But be careful. If your ex is like mine and you find yourself looking back on certain situations during your relationship and seriously questioning whether or not she was not only dropped on her head as a child, but slammed into a spiked wall by a bulldozer driven by an angry cat with austism, then post-break up sex is probably a bad idea and will only end up with you having to deal with the fallout of someone with a maturity level on par with a screeching, faeces covered child clinging to your every move like you're a fucking deity or something.

I am living this situation right now. Over the last week I've received perhaps 15 phonecalls from her, and when she noticed after about the 8th call that I wasn't going to pick up the phone she cunningly switched her number to private. Luckily, I was smart enough (Read: not retarded enough) to see through her clever ploy and continue to switch my phone off. She also seems to have the notion in her head that everything is absolutely fine between us and occasionally sends me text messages reading "Hey, how are you going?". These are also ignored.

I haven't actually said a single word to her since the end of August last year. I remember this because I was at a friends birthday party and I stopped talking to her right as soon as she said that she was way more mature than I was. The statement was so laughably idiotic that my first thought was "Bitch, you MUST be trolling." But no, she wasn't. She actually is stupid enough to believe that it was my fault that she completely fucked up her own life by being a lying, cheating, drunken and drug addicted whore and barged into mine, proceeding to burrow far inside my head, forcing me to care about her, and even defend her actions. NOPE.
Yes. That's my fault. It's my fault for breaking up with her after she cheated on me with some guy at a party she lied about going to in the first place. And it's my fault she cheated on me. All my fault.

It was a learning experience for sure. I hate that the whole relationship happened. But to an extent, I can't regret it. I'd be ignorant to this kind of thing if it never happened. The only thing I really regret is spending my money on her. I could've used that to buy video games. Video games aren't going to drive every last screed of sanity from my brain and stuff it into their vagina, along with every other dick in the room. Or maybe some would. But I can turn video games off. Permanently.

tl;dr My ex is a cunt and I hate her and I haven't vented in a long time so there you go.

[Drkmttr2007]

i mean a cool thread would be -

Alright, I'll change it then.

EDIT: Sometimes it's best to be single coz we don't know what kind of girl we'll end up with, but then again, sometimes it's not and single people won't have deal with the shit all the time.

[Sparrowsmith]

Try not to double post Drkmttr2007, fixed it now though. Use the edit button in future - Sparrowsmith

To my knowledge I have only ever broken up with one person, a friend who I went out with for one day, knew it would never work, and dumped purely so that when I essentially cheated on her four hours later, it wasn't technically cheating. In all fairness, she asked me out dozens of times, and couldn't get the hint This is important because...
All other breakups have been perfectly calm, sometimes by text and sometimes in person, and I've shrugged off everyone of them because I'm a manipulative bastard who ignores people until they dump me

Relationships in general are a peculiar subject for me. I've only ever technically asked out three people. The first, a crush which was rejected. The second, a close friend who liked me back and said no purely because of the first story and because the girl in the first story was right next to her... She had wanted me to ask again for two years but that never happened. Tis life.
The third is recent, another close friend who does like me back, has told me she likes me back, many many times, but has drastic (and understandable) intimacy issues and hence doesn't want a relationship.

So I've never had a crazy breakup cause I've never been with anyone I genuinely care about. I'm 17, I get with strangers at drunken parties...
Oh I've seen fights at parties... Boy have I.
But not relationship break ups, that's a story for another time

However, if I wanted to I could cause the most tremendous and news-worthy breakup in history As I'm currently in the centre of a massive love triangle involving involving three girls, three guys (four including myself) and about seven broken laws...
shhhh don't tell anyone.
I'm tempted to go out with one of them, just because shit would hit the fan. If I do, I'll post the resulting carnage here so you can all get your daily lols.

Here's something interesting though, there is a psychologist who can sit two couples down, hear them talk for 15 minutes about virtually anything, and then predict with 95% accuracy whether the couple will still be together in 15 years.
Almost everyone else (including marriage councilors) scores about 55%.
There is a science to relationships You just have to know what to look for.

[X-M-O]

There is a science to relationships You just have to know what to look for.

That's an experienced person who created a methodology for figuring such things out, it's not actually science or it would be easily done again by other psychologists - and you've mentioned that the others are roughly half as good at the same prediction.

[theBreadSultan]

i mean a cool thread would be -

Alright, I'll change it then.

EDIT: Sometimes it's best to be single coz we don't know what kind of girl we'll end up with, but then again, sometimes it's not and single people won't have deal with the shit all the time.

yes we do - Drunk girls!!

My ex is a cunt and I hate her and I haven't vented in a long time so there you go.

This is gonna sound like smarmy wank jizz but....
Love and Hate, same coin. different sides.

Being with a negative, controlling, selfish, undeserving cock gobbler (let me know if i have missed anything) is one of the biggest fuck ups you will ever make in your life.
lol life Trolling - yea thats about right.
The problem stems from the fact that as such fuckups there is an innate vulnerability - I only see this with hindsight - they are out of control.
And there is something attractive about that on a base level. you don't realise it at the time of course.

Also because you are aware of the fact that they are out of control fucktards you are more lenient towards them.
this leads to what i like to call a "negative shit slide dynamic™"
you very quickly become the "responsible one",
yet it doesnt end there.
the fact that you "love her" despite her fuckups is her validation that you Love her / care about her.
Its starts off small and gets bigger as you slide further into the shit, and the further and faster you slide, the harder it is to stop.

Yet just like playing a one armed bandit - the bigger the "forgiveness" the more ensnared you become.
you have already paid out a good deal of "emotional money" and your hoping that with the support you are giving her your gonna hit the jackpot.
and whats the pay-out?
the bullshit falls away and she realises what you are doing for her, the "sacrifices" you have made, she is humbled by this.
seeing you for the awesome dude that you are - undying loyalty and love is yours forever.
she realises how stupid she is, how her actions are pushing you away, and how in reality she has everything to lose.

but it never happens.
the game is rigged.
and this is bad news for her too.
because she becomes reliant on this.
you become the constant - the one thing that she has managed to not fuckup - despite her self destruction behaviour making every effort.

this ultimately (if your lucky) comes to a head.
when a single action makes you take stock on the actual state of affairs.
you realise that you have in essence been a chump to yourself
and you drop her like a rock.

at this point her world implodes.
and there is "drama"

Lossing all contact is the only real remedy - you can meet up with her for a coffee and talk to her, making it clear to her that its done - and your to go your seperate ways - (if you do make sure you have an appointment to keep so you can only be there for an hour) - it will calm her down a little but not completely.

eventually she will give up.

to be honest you probably got off lightly, if there is such a thing in this realm.
my avatar at the moment is actually about the crazy bitch i went out with (years ago), that was worse than yours, but only because i was further down the
"negative shit slide dynamic™"
and to think it all started out so nice - still one thing is to be said about fuckups, and this is not just my opinion - the sex is something else

@sparrow

alls fair in love and war , if you like her then make it happen.

[Drkmttr2007]

yes we do - Drunk girls!!

Yeah they go out for a night out and then they cop off with somebody else behind our backs. they don't come back home the same night and they try to deny it

Guy: ''Why didn't u come home last night''
Girl: ''Coz I stayed round my friends house''

Really? that's what girls get up to every night what would u do, if ur girl goes for a night out and tries to deny whatever they did that night?

[Kread-EX]

There is a science to relationships You just have to know what to look for.

I disagree. Relationships are far too complex to apply to them a "base method" that would make them work or not. Human relationships as a whole can be very unpredictable and although a good communication between the two parties is mandatory, each case is different. You can find redundant patterns but they're more "guide posts" than anything else.
It's also good to admit that "forever" doesn't exist. Like XMO said, relationships birth, grow and die - there's nothing that can be done about it.

Well since the topic title changed and considering that my previous post was spam (Sparrowsmith, you're so mean to have ignored me), I guess I'll share some experience.

My most "bat shit crazy" breakup is with my former best friend's sister. It's even more fucked up when you know how it started so here we go (and I feel like venting anyway).

So that happened when I was 19 and I had known the girl for, like, 10 years and had a longtime crush on her. Problem, she had a boyfriend, some sort of spanish version of Aldo Maccione - a douchebag. Since he was willing to spend a few weeks of holiday in US (without her) I sent him to a friend of mine who was living there at the time and pretty much hired her to seduce him. It worked like a charm, he dumped his girlfriend and gained 20 kgs in the process. I let you imagine what I did afterwards.
A few months later, I was living with the girl. I was a student the day and had to work the night to cover her monstruous expenses. At that time, I was madly in love and could have done that for very long... if I hadn't discovered that while I did all that, she was partying day and night. With other guys. While being the ONLY girl in their group.
I tried to speak to her and she said that what she did was none of my business and that I was a paranoid prick. Even though she was using my fucking money for those sausage fests. That pissed me so bad that I got back to my old flat (with my uni roommates) and left her with a mountain of bills.
I received various insulting phonecalls from her entire family and I never saw any of them ever again.

I'm still angry when I think about it. Granted, I nuked her boyfriend but like Sultan said:

alls fair in love and war , if you like her then make it happen.

So I guess it backfired on me in the end heh.

[Redd]

Well, the worst break up I've ever had was either

1. I found out my girlfriend was bisexual, and the chick she was sleeping with was a spoiled little biatch, so I gave 'em both the finger and told them to gtfo! It was at a Target xD
2. My girlfriend broke up with me because she said that she "didn't want a relationship" and went to some other guy in a matter of weeks. I was mad, because it was the second time she had done that, but then it got even WORSE when I found out that she dated yet ANOTHER guy in the middle of us two! And then she comes asking for me to come back and I'm like "NO F IN WAY!"

So, it was their faults, but I'm the one that had a problem with it.

[kaz]

Moved to Serious -

[Rob_Riv]

Here's something interesting though, there is a psychologist who can sit two couples down, hear them talk for 15 minutes about virtually anything, and then predict with 95% accuracy whether the couple will still be together in 15 years.
Almost everyone else (including marriage councilors) scores about 55%.
There is a science to relationships You just have to know what to look for.

We'd have to know how many couples, what the significance of their predictions was (as in, what should they get right by chance), as there's should be a control group, presumably this study is over 15 years old, so what percentage of couples were actually followed up on.

[Ember]

my avatar at the moment is actually about the crazy bitch i went out with (years ago), that was worse than yours, but only because i was further down the
"negative shit slide dynamic™"

You don't know that, I never went into detail about the shit she pulled.
You did nail it though, pretty much. I'm glad someone understands

[Guinevere]

I really hate the generalizations made here about girls.
Like it's only girls that act slutty!
That are clingy!
That are crazy and spendy and full of crap!

Breakups happen to everybody. No need to get vindictive.

[Ember]

I really hate the generalizations made here about girls.
Like it's only girls that act slutty!
That are clingy!
That are crazy and spendy and full of crap!

Breakups happen to everybody. No need to get vindictive.

I don't know who you're referring to, it could be anyone.
In my defence I wasn't talking about all women.
Just the one I dated.

Edit: In fact I don't think anyone was generalizing. They were all talking about specific people.