Satou's F'ing Crazy Dream Showcase, Updated regularly Options

[X-M-O]

I liked it as well, despite the fact that I do not dream about it. D=

When one day such machines are made, we will be evolved into some form of cytoplasm. XD

[Albino Parakeet]

How can you prove to someone that you had a dream?

[Satou Asahira]

But then I wouldn't be able to hold a video game controller if I was cytoplasm. Then I would be in despair.
I guess you can't really prove that you had a dream. So you all have to take my word for it that I had these dreams. xD

[Albino Parakeet]

It was really more of a rhetoric question. A philosophy by Teh Parakeet.

[The Angel of Dea...]

I Hate you Satou...
She Figured me out.
My Balls and Ass Hurts now because she hit my Balls so hard My Ass felt it too!

[Fearoftheunknown]

My Balls and Ass Hurts now because she hit my Balls so hard My Ass felt it too!

Ohh....i was kinda scared for a second there......best not to go into it.

I have F*ucked up dreams all the time. So Ill share some with you.

Dream 1- Pass the mustard
This was a couple years back, but I had a dream I was surrounded by giant bottles of mustard and ketchup, that were dancing around me in an oddly colorful cave. Not sure why, or what, but it happened.

Dream 2- Normality interuption
The dream started off with me having a normal day at school. so normal that it probably would have just been a day at school. At about lunchtime, the world exploded into a psychodelic storm of crazy. The dream made no sense, but I enjoyed it.

Dream 3-Normality, with fire
I was sitting in the kitchen enjoying a bowl of cereal. Also for some reason I was on fire. Nobody seemed to notice it, so I kept enjoying my cereal.

Dream 4- Zombie world
This is probably one of the longest dream I've ever had. Basically, in the dream I lived out the entire zombie apocolypse. From beginning, till I was woken up. The whole dream felt like it took months, and to this day, im not entirely sure I was dreaming.

Dream 5- Insane world
Imagine walking throguh a world of horror movie objects, monsters, etc. I have these dreams all the time, but what sets this one apart, is that when I woke up, for a few seconds i was seeing things from the dream.

Dream 6-paradise/hell
Possibly the msot detailed of my dreams, so I'll describe it from beginning to end. I cant remember all of it, so it skips in some parts.

I woke up in a field of grass, to a sunny day, with just a few clouds in the sky. A girl was standing over me, and we talked for a bit. She told me of how her village was being attacked by monsters, so I volunteered to kill them. I think this is one of the only times I thought I was dreaming, but it gets odd.

After I killed the monsters, the girl from the inn.....lets just say we got to know one another......
A little bit later, the village was aattacked by some dragon monster and I was told to kill it. I mentioned for some reason that dragons were kinda cliched in fantasy stories,a nd you see them everywhere. The people in the inn suddenly changed thier story to the dragon being an evil overlord demon thing.

Long story short, I learned magic and killed the demon. This is where it starts to get wierd. When I got bak in the inn, all the people where staring at me with this odd haunting smile.

The girl from the inn said in a dull, monotone voice, "Dylan(my name), you dont belong here do you? It's time for you to wake up."

I answered by saying that I wasn't asleep, and the inn girl told that it was my only chance to go back home. I refused again. All of a sudden the world started to change. The people of the inn satarted laughing hysterically, as thier bodies twisted into misshapen hulks. The inn started randomly morphing, and the wood seemed to rot around us. The inn girl was the only one who stayed the same. She never brok eye contact with me, and softly said "you should have left."

I cant remember what exactly happened next, but i remember being suddenly chased by some humanoid figure down a road, in what looked like an apocalyptic city. The humanoid figure I can't remember too well, I only remember it terrifying me. Anyway, I tried surviving in this dark world, but was constantly on the run from these twisted human forms. The last thing I remember is a group of them holding me down while another is raising a sharpened piece of scrap metal. He lets out a demonic chuckle as he slams the sword toward me, intent on decapitating me. That's about when I woke up.






That dream haunted me for the longest time, and for several days afterward, i'd dream of being back in the nightmarish city. I remember it so vividly, that I actually based a world off of it in my stories. That's the extent of odd dreams I can remember happening, but these are jsut the ones i remember clearest. Every tiem I dream its of some odd occurence.

Except for last night, I dreamed i was being chased by a bear.

[Albino Parakeet]

I read the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge story for the first time during summer, and I got this dream that was oddly similar to it. That was probably the only story that gave me a nightmare in forever. Last time I remember getting a nightmare from some sort of media I observed, was in like 4th grade.

[Tsutanai]

I remeber another dream I had it started off with
me in a mental hospital with House and he wanted
to know how I was gonna escape so I told him I was
gonna get some string tie some pingpong balls together
and throw it at a mirror so it bounces off it and breaks the
window I tried it but it didn't work so I used all the toliets
because it annoyed some F.B.I guys then I teleported
to some dark room and two guys were there and one broke
a flagpole and needed my help to fix it and the only way to fix
it was to light candles but the other guy kept blowing mine out
so I told him to stop and punched him then some dude in a
tuxedeo and one of those phone headphone things says
that my brother's WoW character needs to be in a musical with
himself so now the characters are on stage and the audience
is just old people cowboys and cheezies then Launch from Dragon Ball
comes and shoots money at everyone I teleport back to the hospital
and the guy that kept blowing my candle out teleports there as well
and I say that it's the first time that I've seen him the whole episode
he said ya isn't that weird takes out a sword and we have a sword fight
I win and kill him the end

[The Angel of Dea...]

O...Kay...
Might as well tell you the dream that caused me too have Ass and Ball Pains...

[Show/Hide] Lawl Pretty Hardcore

So anyway I was walking down a street, when Suddenly... I noticed that all the people around me are
A )Girls
B )Naked
So anyway I shouted "Hey Everyone, My size is 9'7!" And suddenly was Raped(Not Technically because I enjoyed it) then THE PAIN CAME!

[X-M-O]

Wow... I feel sorry for you AND your girlfriend. D=
Dreams like that should... remain dreams that aren't remembered. XD

[The Angel of Dea...]

Thats Why I don't tell her what I dreamt,

[Xamusel]

You know, I tend to get deja vu dreams, regardless of the circumstances... it's rather odd how it worked... I was made chance to remember that I had already experienced the events before the event occured in reality.

Now, though, I don't remember what I dreamt those times... still odd.

[X-M-O]

That sometimes happens to me as well. But it's almost like some dreams are actually memories, as Satou mentioned previously.
It's really cool, because then I can have an excuse for being late to work or neglecting a project there. XD
(Of course, I don't normally do this. <_< ... >_>)

[The Angel of Dea...]

Satou, Post a new dream! One without Breasts!

[Brent Murray]

I had a dream about Street Fighter (which, I haven't played in ages) and a girl buying one of my favorite RPG's of all time: Star Ocean. I had to fight some asian dudes that couldn't fight worth shit in that dream, as well. Yeah...it was a bit strange. No game ideas from that, though.

(Come to think of it, I had stabbed those asian dudes five times with a butter knife and nothing happened. I think they were haxing my dreamz. THEY CAN DO THAT, YA KNOW!)

[Tsutanai]

I had a dream about Street Fighter (which, I haven't played in ages) and a girl buying one of my favorite RPG's of all time: Star Ocean. I had to fight some asian dudes that couldn't fight worth shit in that dream, as well. Yeah...it was a bit strange. No game ideas from that, though.

(Come to think of it, I had stabbed those asian dudes five times with a butter knife and nothing happened. I think they were haxing my dreamz. THEY CAN DO THAT, YA KNOW!)

Butter knives suck that's why they weren't dying

I had a dream that I have quite a lot it's just
me getting killed in a whole bunch of different ways
but I must drown at least once everytime I have that dream
I don't know why I think drowing is a stupid way to die

[Brent Murray]

Dreams are funny...

I wonder what my dog dreams about?

[The Angel of Dea...]

Turkey Bacon

[Sparrowsmith]

I feel I should probably interject before this degrades to cesspool quality...
I'm just going to ride through here in my patrol car, let you know that I'm watching this thread and it's hovering the danger zone with such tremendous posts as:

Satou, Post a new dream! One without Breasts!

I wonder what my dog dreams about?

and

Turkey Bacon

Let's keep this to dreams and talking about dreams I'm sure Satou will post as soon as he has dreams. Don't sweat it.
But yeah, I get the feeling that if I left this unchecked it would fall into the hands of the spammers. So here's a little reminder that you're in general discussion, and there are rules regarding posts.
- Your friendly neighborhood Sparrowsmith

PS: These are some messed up dreams, they make for fun reading keep them up you guys.

[The Angel of Dea...]

...Darn it!
But I was talking too Brent!
Thats what his dog Dreams about!
It told me!