QUOTE (The Angel of Death @ Dec 16 2010, 03:24 PM)

My Balls and Ass Hurts now because she hit my Balls so hard My Ass felt it too!
Ohh....i was kinda scared for a second there......best not to go into it.
I have F*ucked up dreams all the time. So Ill share some with you.
Dream 1- Pass the mustardThis was a couple years back, but I had a dream I was surrounded by giant bottles of mustard and ketchup, that were dancing around me in an oddly colorful cave. Not sure why, or what, but it happened.
Dream 2- Normality interuptionThe dream started off with me having a normal day at school. so normal that it probably would have just been a day at school. At about lunchtime, the world exploded into a psychodelic storm of crazy. The dream made no sense, but I enjoyed it.
Dream 3-Normality, with fireI was sitting in the kitchen enjoying a bowl of cereal. Also for some reason I was on fire. Nobody seemed to notice it, so I kept enjoying my cereal.
Dream 4- Zombie worldThis is probably one of the longest dream I've ever had. Basically, in the dream I lived out the entire zombie apocolypse. From beginning, till I was woken up. The whole dream felt like it took months, and to this day, im not entirely sure I was dreaming.
Dream 5- Insane worldImagine walking throguh a world of horror movie objects, monsters, etc. I have these dreams all the time, but what sets this one apart, is that when I woke up, for a few seconds i was seeing things from the dream.
Dream 6-paradise/hellPossibly the msot detailed of my dreams, so I'll describe it from beginning to end. I cant remember all of it, so it skips in some parts.
I woke up in a field of grass, to a sunny day, with just a few clouds in the sky. A girl was standing over me, and we talked for a bit. She told me of how her village was being attacked by monsters, so I volunteered to kill them. I think this is one of the only times I thought I was dreaming, but it gets odd.
After I killed the monsters, the girl from the inn.....lets just say we got to know one another......
A little bit later, the village was aattacked by some dragon monster and I was told to kill it. I mentioned for some reason that dragons were kinda cliched in fantasy stories,a nd you see them everywhere. The people in the inn suddenly changed thier story to the dragon being an evil overlord demon thing.
Long story short, I learned magic and killed the demon. This is where it starts to get wierd. When I got bak in the inn, all the people where staring at me with this odd haunting smile.
The girl from the inn said in a dull, monotone voice, "Dylan(my name), you dont belong here do you? It's time for you to wake up."
I answered by saying that I wasn't asleep, and the inn girl told that it was my only chance to go back home. I refused again. All of a sudden the world started to change. The people of the inn satarted laughing hysterically, as thier bodies twisted into misshapen hulks. The inn started randomly morphing, and the wood seemed to rot around us. The inn girl was the only one who stayed the same. She never brok eye contact with me, and softly said "you should have left."
I cant remember what exactly happened next, but i remember being suddenly chased by some humanoid figure down a road, in what looked like an apocalyptic city. The humanoid figure I can't remember too well, I only remember it terrifying me. Anyway, I tried surviving in this dark world, but was constantly on the run from these twisted human forms. The last thing I remember is a group of them holding me down while another is raising a sharpened piece of scrap metal. He lets out a demonic chuckle as he slams the sword toward me, intent on decapitating me. That's about when I woke up.
That dream haunted me for the longest time, and for several days afterward, i'd dream of being back in the nightmarish city. I remember it so vividly, that I actually based a world off of it in my stories. That's the extent of odd dreams I can remember happening, but these are jsut the ones i remember clearest. Every tiem I dream its of some odd occurence.
Except for last night, I dreamed i was being chased by a bear.