| Satou's F'ing Crazy Dream Showcase
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Nov 26 2010, 06:00 PM
Death continues to elude me
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It seems like every night I have really weird dreams. Like really REALLY weird dreams. I figured I'd make this topic to preserve my dreams for all eternity. I'll update it every time I have a crazy dream and for the first post, try to remember some really weird ones I had in the past.
Dream #1: Satou's Wacky K-ON! Adventure
This dream I had last night. I only vaguely remember some of the details though. It started out there was a mistake by someone in the main office and I was enrolled in the same school all the girls from K-ON! go to even though it's an all girl school. I got really good grades though so no one cared. Then one day, I joined the light music club the anime revolves around and became a member of their band. For some reason, I was calling myself Skewer. Don't ask me why, I don't know. Anyways, one of the girls' parents(Mugi's for those of you that watch the show) didn't like me for whatever reason, which resulted in a lot of drama I don't remember the details of and the band almost broke up. I remember one scene where her parents came to pick her up from school and I was running after their car and they turned around and almost ran me down and another scene where I was trying to call all of the girls but no one was picking up until finally one(Mio) did and she was freaking out and in tears about the band breaking up. I don't remember the end though. It was really intense and I woke up several times throughout, only to fall back asleep and continue the dream.
Dream #2: Satou Moves Into a High-class Apartment with the Girls from K-ON!
This dream was maybe about a week ago. I lived in a really nice apartment with all the girls from the band and their teacher. It was an exclusive community where only the rich and famous lived, though I don't think we were either of those. Anyways, it was surrounded by a stone wall with a steel gate. The wall was eroding, however, and some of the residents were thinking that thieves might sneak in through the giant holes. Thus the members of Afterschool Tea Time(the band name) decided to go talk to the landlord on the top floor. The higher we went up, the narrower the stair case became. Both horizontally and vertically. It got to the point were we had to army crawl to barely squeeze though. We finally made it though and everything popped back to normal. We knocked on the door and the landlord answered, saying "Oh! If it isn't the girls from <whatever apartment number we lived in>! How can I help you?" We explained the situation then he had this hella serious look on his face and went "I know..." in an ominous voice and slowly closed his door. We were left standing there in utter confusion.
Dream #3 Satou Cuts the Cheese in Front of His Friend's Girlfriend
This one was the same night as #2. It was fairly short and simple. I was at my friend's apartment and was sitting on the couch next to his girlfriend. I was playing Xbox and she was playing something on her laptop. I got up to do something, get a drink I think, and accidentally let one rip. I froze. I was soooo embarrassed. I didn't know what to say. It wasn't a little one either. Then she started giggling and I kinda chuckled nervously. The end.
Dream #4 Satou Does Housework to Save His Life
This one was the same night as the previous two and requires a little backstory. I had two friends, husband and wife, I met on an MMO two years ago. Over the years we tried numerous MMO's with me saying I'd play more often with them but then not showing up. So his wife said she didn't want to be my friend anymore which made me kinda sad but it was my fault. The husband decided to overlook it and continue our friendship. However, the wife started to hate me. She thought I was plotting to steal her husband for myself. I would never do such a thing because A. I'm not homosexual and B. that's just wrong regardless. So now she thinks I'm out to ruin her marriage and wants him to stop talking to me giving us a deadline of Christmas for total communication cut off. Caught up now? Good.
In my dream, me and some of my friends went to their house for a sleep over. Naturally, I was nervous because I thought she was gonna kill me. After dinner, they all went to watch TV but I offered to feed their nonexistent cats and do the dishes to stay in her good graces. However, their dishwasher was really weird. Like the layout of the racks and shit. And I was freaking out like "Oh God how do I load this? Oh God oh Jesus oh God!" Then it just ended.
Dream #5 Satou Visits His Ex-girlfriend Against His Will
This one was a long time ago. I don't remember how long but it sticks in my mind because it was so strange. So I went to my ex's house for God knows why. I think she wanted me to meet her new boyfriend or something. So I got there with my brother and her living room was all white. You know like in sci-fi movies or something where it's completely white with no features so you can't really tell its dimensions. In what I guess was a corner was her new boyfriend. He was curled up in a ball, muttering to himself, and unresponsive to all stimuli. Then she sits on a couch and starts playing Namco X Capcom. So I'm all "Oh cool! I wanted this game to come to America so badly! Can I play?" But she wouldn't let me. And for some reason Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog were in the game even though they're neither Namco nor Capcom. Then her aunt and her mom made us dinner. But it was a glass of water with only a couple noodles of spaghetti or strands or however you measure them. Then conscious thought kicked in. I realized it was a dream and was like half-awake, trying to convince my brother we had to get outta there. But he wanted to stay longer. I was like "Can't you tell how painful it is for me to be here? Let's just go." But he wouldn't. Then we finally went to leave and my ex wanted to walk me to my car even though I didn't want her to. Then when I was about to get in, she hugged me and started crying and was like "Please don't go!" and I was like "Maybe I would if you hadn't broke up with me." and I pried her off of me so I could go.
Those are all of the ones I remember for now. If I have any more weird dreams in the future, which I most certainly will, I'll post them here. Feel free to discuss and/or post your own weird dreams.
Posts in this topic
Satou Asahira Satou's F'ing Crazy Dream Showcase Nov 26 2010, 06:00 PM Satou Asahira Last night's dream involved a lot of breasts. ... Nov 27 2010, 03:48 PM Satou Asahira I only remember one dream from last night, probabl... Nov 28 2010, 02:12 PM Satou Asahira I ran out of sleeping pills so I had really broken... Nov 30 2010, 11:34 AM FinalFantasyForever i had many laughs reading about your dreams
And d... Dec 15 2010, 02:36 PM Brent Murray Jesus...your dreams are strange. But then again, m... Dec 15 2010, 03:32 PM Satou Asahira Game ideas, huh? The gears in my mind are already ... Dec 15 2010, 03:43 PM X-M-O Satou, would that imply that your subconscious min... Dec 15 2010, 03:51 PM Satou Asahira How am I supposed to know? lol He does come back f... Dec 15 2010, 05:34 PM X-M-O How about a grenade with "to whom it may conc... Dec 15 2010, 05:53 PM Satou Asahira rofl What the hell? I wonder if I'll have a dr... Dec 15 2010, 07:12 PM The Angel of Death O_o;
How Screwed up...
I wish I could d... Dec 15 2010, 07:17 PM X-M-O XD
Have you ever tried using hypnosis to induce ce... Dec 15 2010, 07:21 PM Satou Asahira Yeah, I know my dreams are really screwed up. lol ... Dec 15 2010, 07:23 PM The Angel of Death I hope so!
Last time I had a Bruise on my Ball... Dec 15 2010, 07:39 PM Satou Asahira rofl Domestic violence! xD Dec 15 2010, 07:40 PM X-M-O A little too much information, lol. XD
At any rat... Dec 15 2010, 07:41 PM Albino Parakeet All those dreams gave me a sideways boner. They ar... Dec 15 2010, 07:43 PM The Angel of Death Hmm...
My Girlfriend isn't Abusive... Dec 15 2010, 07:43 PM X-M-O lol
All right then, not abusive but obsessive.
(... Dec 15 2010, 07:45 PM Tsutanai QUOTE (X-M-O @ Dec 15 2010, 10... Dec 15 2010, 08:53 PM Satou Asahira My upper arm was usually in danger from my ex too.... Dec 15 2010, 07:50 PM The Angel of Death You're lucky, I'm scared tonite cause I li... Dec 15 2010, 07:51 PM Albino Parakeet A sideways boner is when you get an erection that ... Dec 15 2010, 07:53 PM The Angel of Death O_o
Albino, I am never looking at any of your post... Dec 15 2010, 07:55 PM X-M-O lmao
Satou, you're giving Keet a... oh never ... Dec 15 2010, 07:57 PM Albino Parakeet Crazeh shat right there, X-M-O. One dream that I c... Dec 15 2010, 07:59 PM X-M-O That's funny, I used to dream that I woke up a... Dec 15 2010, 08:02 PM Albino Parakeet Bro, that was one cool story.
One time, I had this... Dec 15 2010, 08:23 PM X-M-O I'd be kicking his butt for making me wait all... Dec 15 2010, 08:47 PM X-M-O Wow, a very long sentence. XD
Curious. I haven... Dec 15 2010, 08:59 PM Tsutanai QUOTE (X-M-O @ Dec 15 2010, 11... Dec 15 2010, 09:04 PM Satou Asahira rofl You guys have crazy dreams too. xD I wish I c... Dec 15 2010, 09:01 PM X-M-O Sharing dreams by drawing them?
You'd have to ... Dec 15 2010, 09:03 PM Satou Asahira QUOTE (X-M-O @ Dec 15 2010, 09... Dec 15 2010, 09:08 PM Tsutanai QUOTE (Satou Asahira @ Dec 16 2010, 12:08... Dec 15 2010, 09:09 PM X-M-O What? lol
Stupid flying cheezies. XD Dec 15 2010, 09:12 PM Brent Murray Too bad we haven't invented a way to play back... Dec 15 2010, 11:21 PM X-M-O Of course you realise how impossible that is, righ... Dec 15 2010, 11:41 PM Satou Asahira They had a machine that did that in Final Fantasy:... Dec 15 2010, 11:50 PM X-M-O I liked it as well, despite the fact that I do not... Dec 15 2010, 11:58 PM Albino Parakeet How can you prove to someone that you had a dream? Dec 16 2010, 05:45 AM Satou Asahira But then I wouldn't be able to hold a video ga... Dec 16 2010, 11:31 AM Albino Parakeet It was really more of a rhetoric question. A philo... Dec 16 2010, 12:12 PM The Angel of Death I Hate you Satou...
She Figured me out.
My Balls a... Dec 16 2010, 02:24 PM Fearoftheunknown QUOTE (The Angel of Death @ Dec 16 2010, 03... Dec 16 2010, 03:12 PM Albino Parakeet I read the Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge sto... Dec 16 2010, 03:16 PM Tsutanai I remeber another dream I had it started off with ... Dec 16 2010, 03:24 PM The Angel of Death O...Kay...
Might as well tell you the dream that c... Dec 16 2010, 04:50 PM X-M-O Wow... I feel sorry for you AND your girlfriend. D... Dec 16 2010, 04:52 PM The Angel of Death Thats Why I don't tell her what I dreamt, Dec 16 2010, 04:58 PM Xamusel_Uzumaki You know, I tend to get deja vu dreams, regardless... Dec 16 2010, 05:10 PM X-M-O That sometimes happens to me as well. But it's... Dec 16 2010, 05:45 PM The Angel of Death Satou, Post a new dream! One without Breasts... Dec 16 2010, 05:49 PM Brent Murray I had a dream about Street Fighter (which, I haven... Dec 17 2010, 08:24 AM Tsutanai QUOTE (Brent Murray @ Dec 17 2010, 11:24 ... Dec 17 2010, 02:20 PM Brent Murray Dreams are funny...
I wonder what my dog dreams a... Dec 17 2010, 03:12 PM The Angel of Death Turkey Bacon Dec 18 2010, 01:29 AM Sparrowsmith I feel I should probably interject before this deg... Dec 18 2010, 06:21 AM The Angel of Death ...Darn it!
But I was talking too Brent!
T... Dec 18 2010, 02:51 PM Xamusel_Uzumaki ...My dreams seem prophetic... strange. Dec 18 2010, 02:55 PM pixel In all of my dreams, I either:
a ) knock someone o... Dec 18 2010, 03:34 PM hit268 I had a weird and strange dream too. I was on a be... Dec 18 2010, 10:18 PM Brent Murray Yay! I dreamt of Mega Man & one of my char... Dec 19 2010, 02:39 AM kriemhilde This topic was a very interesting read hahah. Here... Dec 22 2010, 03:59 PM Brent Murray Lol. I love the Murderous Red Flying Chimpanzees s... Dec 22 2010, 04:03 PM kriemhilde QUOTE (Brent Murray @ Dec 22 2010, 06:03 ... Dec 22 2010, 04:09 PM Brent Murray I hope I dream of red murderous monkeys tonight... Dec 22 2010, 04:12 PM kriemhilde QUOTE (Brent Murray @ Dec 22 2010, 06:12 ... Dec 22 2010, 04:14 PM Tsutanai I had another dream yay it started off with me bei... Jan 15 2011, 12:39 PM pixel Just last night I had a dream where one of my char... Jan 16 2011, 01:24 AM Satou Asahira Forgot about this thread. Okay, two new dreams for... Jan 19 2011, 10:39 PM
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