Lies your parents told you. Rating Options

[minius]

My mom and grandmother always told me that if I ate bread crust it would give me curly hair.
It didn't help much, I wanted straight hair.
>:0
My mom also told me that if crossed my eyes for too long, my face would get stuck like that.
Looking back on it now... I think I once concluded that a girl with Down's Syndrome had crossed her eyes and got stuck like that...
LOOOOOOL, I'M SO HORRIBLE.
/headdesk

[Yeaster]

When I was a kid, I was told that by swallowing a watermelon seed, the fruit would grow inside of my stomach.


I was really sad and depressed that day. x.x

[Arbor]

Ahhhh, lies and the lying liars who tell them.

My mom never really told me any lies, but my grandpa did once. I asked him how the blinker turned off after he turned a corner. He told me it was powered by magic.

I was 3. I totally believed him.

[Shadyone]

@Arbor don't worry Magicks exist! trust me I can print a page without touching the computer (somehow I literally did this in my old school)
My friend said I must be in "tune" with the computers or have magicks.. I CHOSE MAGICKS BROH!
A lie I was told, my granddad came in the other day and said.. "Julian the truency police are after you! come they want to have a chat with you.." not that I believed it lol

/headdesk

It's called a face-table!

lolololol


This post has been edited by Shadyone: Mar 23 2011, 08:14 PM

[Zakerot]

Santa Claus was one of those lies.

My mom also told me that if crossed my eyes for too long, my face would get stuck like that.
/headdesk

^That too. I used to make faces when they scolded me but I actually never believed that one.
I remember, when I was like 5, my mom told me that if I kiss a girl in the mouth she could get pregnant, I went and asked my father if it was true and he said: "FUCK NO!" (The lie just lasted 30 seconds)

Edit: Actually the liar was just my mom. My father is the only person who told me how kids are made.

This post has been edited by Zakerot: Mar 23 2011, 08:25 PM

[Klokinator]

My mom told me she loved me.

[Resource Dragon]

My mom said i drove fine before the wreck.

[MagitekElite]

They told me the Government cares for us. Absolutely false.

Oh, and that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. Another lie! T.T

[Arbor]

@Klonkinator

laughing so hard right now...you don't even know XD

Not my parents but....

TEACHERS: If you tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble.

Ironically, that single statement is what makes more people into consummate liars than any other...

This post has been edited by Arbor: Mar 27 2011, 06:06 PM

[McMuffin]

My parents told me that if I touched my pupil, I'd die. They also told me that the proper term for a penis AND vagina as a "Unar"... I called my dick a Unar till 4th grade.