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Lies your parents told you.

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Oko View Member Profile	Jul 22 2010, 12:31 PM Post #1
Level 13 Group: Revolutionary Posts: 233 Type: Writer RM Skill: Intermediate	We've all been lied to by our parents at one point or another. What particularly bad lies do you remember being told, and which ones did you actually believe? I'll start with the obvious: Santa Claus. Spoiler __________________________

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Oko Lies your parents told you. Jul 22 2010, 12:31 PM

Harryb412 My mum told me that a watched pot doesn't boil... Jul 22 2010, 12:35 PM

pablo_jones my parents beat me as a kid so i guess they didnt... Jul 22 2010, 12:42 PM

X-M-O My parents are realists, so they never lied about ... Jul 22 2010, 09:03 PM

Sparrowsmith my parents told me a number of things which they d... Jul 23 2010, 04:50 AM

Trickster Me: "Where do babies come from?" Mum: ... Jul 23 2010, 05:08 AM

literarygoth My mum didn't lie to me about anything other t... Jul 23 2010, 08:07 AM

Harryb412 Yeah. <_< I knew that. >_> xD Thinki... Jul 23 2010, 12:20 PM

MyPhantomile Quite a few if I recall. Picking your nose would ... Jul 23 2010, 04:16 PM

Oko XDD @ Harry's story Also, I've never heard... Jul 23 2010, 04:26 PM

Harryb412 QUOTE (Oko @ Jul 23 2010, 04:26 PM) XDD @... Jul 23 2010, 11:06 PM

DonyaClaudia My parents never told me things that sadistic, tha... Jul 23 2010, 04:55 PM

Phantsmal "Monsters aren't real" <------ LI... Jul 24 2010, 02:20 PM

kunitaj QUOTE (Phantsmal @ Jul 24 2010, 02:20 PM)... Aug 23 2010, 08:49 PM

Tsutanai If I didn't go to bed before midnight a witch ... Jul 24 2010, 04:41 PM

Phantsmal Ahh another great one. "If you are bad ,Sant... Jul 25 2010, 01:01 PM

Hirei If I didn't get good grades I'll end up tu... Jul 25 2010, 01:09 PM

Nommy My mother told me that my penis was going to fall ... Jul 28 2010, 12:21 PM

MyPhantomile Ouch, that's a horrible thing to say to your k... Jul 28 2010, 12:25 PM

romeboy109 As much as I try to remember, the only thing that ... Jul 28 2010, 01:59 PM

brightcrazystar Lies I was told by parents: "all kids have t... Jul 28 2010, 03:04 PM

ultrasugar "If you go outside without a trusted adult a ... Jul 29 2010, 07:09 AM

Crazygi WHAT??? Santa isnt real??? the worst lie my paren... Jul 31 2010, 01:48 AM

Phantsmal LULwut? how can you exist if you are dead? Aug 1 2010, 03:32 PM

rivette I wouldn't call it lies, just 80-90's styl... Aug 1 2010, 03:40 PM

Phantsmal 0_o. That's a bit serious. "If you summ... Aug 1 2010, 03:58 PM

Sparrowsmith "You can grow up to be anything you want to b... Aug 1 2010, 04:12 PM

elfyelf The tooth fairy, I actually put a tooth under my p... Aug 1 2010, 04:15 PM

squirrelmg Here's a bad one: Anytime as I kid when I look... Aug 1 2010, 05:13 PM

Prelude Dikter QUOTE (DonyaClaudia @ Jul 23 2010, 05:55 ... Aug 1 2010, 07:59 PM

Ankh My parents are very much against this sort of thin... Aug 1 2010, 10:11 PM

Sparrowsmith mentioning presents I just remembered four years a... Aug 2 2010, 01:10 AM

lato22 My adoptive mom told me I was her son and that she... Aug 24 2010, 08:47 PM

Kamuki I was just told the basic holiday people like Sant... Aug 26 2010, 03:01 PM

Albino Parakeet My mom told me Kiss was a good band. I can't b... Aug 26 2010, 06:11 PM

Phantsmal QUOTE (kunitaj @ Aug 24 2010, 05:49 AM) Q... Aug 31 2010, 07:08 PM

Kiriashi This was actually not long ago (link a month and a... Sep 1 2010, 10:23 AM

Queue Too much television gives you square eyes. I woul... Sep 1 2010, 10:28 AM

Kiriashi That's what toothpicks are for, my friend. M... Sep 1 2010, 11:02 AM

theBreadSultan That if I ate too much Ice cream i would feel sick... Sep 6 2010, 02:20 AM

Fain I remeber my mum saying tht if I chew out loud, A ... Sep 6 2010, 07:05 AM

Phantsmal 0_o. That would be painful.... Sep 7 2010, 07:57 AM

gunsage I remember one time my mother sat me down and said... Sep 7 2010, 08:24 AM

Albino Parakeet QUOTE (gunsage @ Sep 7 2010, 12:24 PM) I ... Sep 7 2010, 02:25 PM

Fain lol I was told that if someone wasn't making s... Sep 7 2010, 09:00 AM

gunsage Waiter: "Good evening, young sir. What will... Sep 7 2010, 09:17 AM

Fain lol exactly! XD Sep 7 2010, 10:40 AM

Feldschlacht IV I haven't read through this topic yet, but I s... Sep 7 2010, 02:23 PM

Phantsmal Confusion is a state of weakness. A game lied to ... Sep 14 2010, 04:33 PM

Twinstargemini My mum told me that there was a serial killer out ... Sep 15 2010, 07:31 PM

Wyatt My dad has used both these lines: 1. Whatever you... Sep 16 2010, 08:34 AM

carnie_natas The world is tough.....them fools lied cause the w... Sep 16 2010, 09:05 AM

Hiashi My grandma told me that if I ate too much chocolat... Sep 16 2010, 04:18 PM

Twinstargemini Oh my god, my dad said if you do believe in happy ... Sep 16 2010, 04:39 PM

Albino Parakeet QUOTE (Twinstargemini @ Sep 16 2010, 08:3... Sep 16 2010, 05:00 PM

Twinstargemini He insisted on the idea of smiling is the best way... Sep 16 2010, 05:15 PM

Zackwell My dad told me that he didn't lie. Big lie. A... Sep 17 2010, 01:24 AM

carnie_natas my mom once told me that those loud fart tips on s... Sep 20 2010, 12:29 PM

Twinstargemini My older brother told me, if I don't treat dog... Sep 20 2010, 12:40 PM

Albino Parakeet Well, dogs are boss. Treat them as such. Sep 20 2010, 06:07 PM

Twinstargemini I treated them well even at a young age, my favour... Sep 20 2010, 06:12 PM

Albino Parakeet That's more awful than white chocolate. And I ... Sep 20 2010, 06:22 PM

Twinstargemini My family is twisted, that's the problem. Also... Sep 20 2010, 06:51 PM

Crowleyism I was frequently told that I was so ugly/stupid/in... Oct 2 2010, 09:19 AM

Albino Parakeet QUOTE (Crowleyism @ Oct 2 2010, 12:19 PM)... Oct 2 2010, 09:21 AM

Crowleyism o.o That's bad. You should never hurt anyone. ... Oct 2 2010, 09:30 AM

Albino Parakeet I was using a hyperbole to express my anger toward... Oct 2 2010, 10:52 AM

Crowleyism QUOTE (Albino Parakeet @ Oct 2 2010, 11:5... Oct 2 2010, 11:19 AM

Albino Parakeet Don't take anything I say seriously. Oct 2 2010, 12:16 PM

Twinstargemini I think parents are just spoiled children who want... Oct 2 2010, 01:50 PM

Albino Parakeet QUOTE (Twinstargemini @ Oct 2 2010, 05:50... Oct 2 2010, 03:00 PM

Phantsmal QUOTE (Twinstargemini @ Oct 2 2010, 10:50... Oct 2 2010, 04:27 PM

Albino Parakeet QUOTE (Phantsmal @ Oct 2 2010, 07:27 PM) ... Oct 2 2010, 07:58 PM

Redora They told me that I'm adopted. They lied, righ... Oct 9 2010, 06:31 AM

Son_Of_Light They told me when it rains out side a demon Ghost ... Nov 22 2010, 05:03 PM

mila26 My "parent"(as in one douch dad's ne... Nov 22 2010, 05:39 PM

TwilightStrikes231 I won't go there.... My dad told me that I was... Nov 24 2010, 12:20 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki Here's a common one: Santa Claus is real. ..... Nov 24 2010, 12:37 PM

KisarethStudios My personal favorite when I was little was that I ... Nov 24 2010, 01:14 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki Hahahahahaha!! That's funny as HELL... Nov 24 2010, 01:16 PM

Son_Of_Light Yeh My Parents told me the same thing about the bl... Nov 24 2010, 05:17 PM

Leophard Other then the pretty standard stuff such as Santa... Nov 25 2010, 01:58 AM

Godspeed My parents used to hide my letters to Santa every ... Nov 25 2010, 11:33 AM

Guyver's Bane I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but it w... Nov 25 2010, 11:40 AM

Xamusel_Uzumaki QUOTE (Guyver's Bane @ Nov 25 2010, 11... Nov 25 2010, 12:19 PM

Guyver's Bane Hey it takes all kinds to make the world go round.... Nov 25 2010, 12:28 PM

UPRC "You're special." Nov 25 2010, 12:31 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki Ouch... that's not good. Another funny thing ... Nov 25 2010, 12:34 PM

TwilightStrikes231 What? A bunny was there when the stone rolled away... Nov 25 2010, 01:46 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki The Shroud of Torin is the burial shroud that cove... Nov 26 2010, 02:50 PM

Son_Of_Light Yeah... That never made since to me... I could ima... Nov 27 2010, 04:13 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki No, Jesus never started hiding eggs... or did he? ... Nov 27 2010, 05:30 PM

TwilightStrikes231 Sorry, I wasn't saying YOU pay homage, but I w... Nov 27 2010, 07:25 PM

Son_Of_Light I didnt say Jesus Stated it.. o.0 But maybe sumone... Nov 27 2010, 07:39 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki Ditto the last statement. Anyway, the original Ch... Nov 29 2010, 10:58 AM

Son_Of_Light Yeh the Christmas thing I bielieve most people don... Nov 29 2010, 09:22 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki You have a point... oh well is right. Nov 30 2010, 07:28 PM

Son_Of_Light Well Jesus rock and HE is rocking in my Heart. An... Nov 30 2010, 09:41 PM

Xamusel_Uzumaki Ditto. Dec 1 2010, 10:21 AM

Sparrowsmith Can we kick this back on topic please. ~ Sparrowsm... Dec 1 2010, 11:20 AM

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