Bhoringia, The world of Bhoringia! Options

[MajinMaxim]

"Curses!"

Bhoris McBhoredam jumps between the many trees in the forest of Notintodo.

"If I don't get that Playstation back from the evil Antertainah, I'll be bored forever!"

He looks around, but finds no trace.

"It's hopeless! And boring!"

He sits down and lets out a deep sigh.

[Dark Angel]

~pops her head out from behind the tree, throws a rock at the sighing guy, then quickly returns behind the tree~

~sneaks out and taps him on the shoulder~

Hi! What are you doing? And who is this Antertainah?

[MajinMaxim]

"Damnit Jim. I'm a doctor, not a milkman!"

Turns his head and sees the sprite.

"Who the heck are you?!"

Inspecting the weird entity in front of him, he rubs his chin.

"Do you have my Playstation™? I need it back to play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night."

He stands up and picks up a random stick just laying there for no apparant reason.

"Or are you in league with Antertainah!? That fiendish bitch borrowed my Playstation and still hasn't returned it. I want to play Castlevania, now!"

Tears fall from his eyes.

[Dark Angel]

Oooh, Uuuh ~looks around, while she shifts her feet nervously~

"I don't have any Playstation of yours! I think I hit you too hard on the head with that rock"

I'm ~pokeing herself as she sticks her chest out proudly~ on my own!!

~she straightens as she sees him tear up~ Oh.. uh.. ~looks around~ I can help you find it if you'd like? My name is neko, what's yours ~she said as she layed a hand on his arm~

[MajinMaxim]

He rubs his head where the rock had hit him.

"That was your rock? I thought it was from that bird up in that tree."

Shaking his fist at the bird, he yells some bad potty talk real loud.

"But anyway. I need my Playstation now. I have to make my homework soon and I wanna play a bit before that..."

"Neko, is it? My name is Bhor.. I mean... Jesus.. Yeah, my name is Jesus. Jesus Kazanski!"

[Dark Angel]

"oh.. I mean.. " ~looks around and sighs~ "yeah it was me who threw it... "

"You looked suspicious, I was just makin sure you were... ~looks around~... i don't know.."

"Jesus?" ~she says as she puts her fists on her hips~ "poor child" she mutters to herself.

"Well! I will help you! Lets be off and find your playstation!"

[MajinMaxim]

"Alright! But first..."


He punches the unsuspecting creature right in the ringadingding.

"That's for throwing a rock the size of my groin at me!"

He looks around again and walks a bit further.

"My tracking skills tell me that the evil wench ran through this forest.... She must be near."

[Dark Angel]

"Ow!!" ~glareing at him she says~ "Well lucky for you, the rock wasn't that big if it is the size as.... ~looks down~

"YAH!" ~pounces him to the ground~ "Your not suppose to hit a girl!"

[MajinMaxim]

If there was a color similar to his emotions, it would have to be called red. His rage was now at its peak.

"Excuse me, but my groin is pretty well built."

He looks at the person.

"And, you are a girl? I've read about those in this book I have... I think it was called Playboy. It's my daddy's..."

He gropes her chest.

"But girls are supposed to have big, soft pillows... Your pillows aren't soft..."

Now, the next event happens within the time limit of 0.01 second. But it did leave a nice, red mark on his cheek.

[Dark Angel]

After leaving the noticable red print on his cheek

"You reeeeeeaaaallly don't know how to act around ladies now do you??"

Still having him on the groud from pouncing him she sits up and looks down at him, then gets off him, whipeing her knees she sticks her nose in the air.

"It's ok, I forgive you."

[MajinMaxim]

He rubs his cheek.

"Well that was nice getting-to-know-eachother. "

He walks further, again.

"Alright, the tracks lead deeper in the forest."

He points towards what appears to be nothing.

"There is nothing there. But I'm sure it must mean something. Let's go check it out!"

He runs towards the empty space and inspects it.

"Ah! Just as I thought! Nothing at all! Now you do your tracking skills!"

[Dark Angel]

"Ok! I wi....~her words trail off~ "Oh look a sign....so.... shiney @_@

~goes over and looks at sign that says Antertainah with an arrow that points west~

"So.....pretty...."

[MajinMaxim]

"Elementary, my dear doctor Katson."

He takes a shovel and digs out the sign, carrying it on his shoulder.

"Now, where was it pointing to again?"

He looks in all directions.

"Ah forget it. Let's just read the script."


scene 06
act 008

Head west direction. Pan camera to the sunset.


"Alright! So to the west. And crap, sunset? I should have been in bed hours ago. Time sure flies when you're waiting for the other to reply."

he glares at the girl.

[Dark Angel]

Watches him dig out the sign

Hey.. hey!!!! You took my shiney!!

Uhh.. west.. yes.. west!!! lets go to the west!!

~throws a rock at him again, and points at the squirrel~

..."The glaring disturbed the squirrel"

"And we're off!" ~walks towards the sunset~

"0o0.. pretty"

[MajinMaxim]

"Indeed! Pretty!"

They walk together, almost hand in hand.

"So, are you going to ask the wizard for a brain or courage? Me, I'm asking for a new bladder!"

[Dark Angel]

"Oh.. well that's kind of awkward"

"I want a new pair of shoe laces, because the gnomes stole my other pair" ~she sighs as she looks at her shoes~

"Oh look look watch!"

~Stopping in front of him she puts her hand in his face and a green light evolves from the palm of her hand~

"Neat huh?"

[MajinMaxim]

Observing the light, he believes to have a flashback.

"Green light...?"

Very surprised, he gasps for air.

"How did you do those cool effects? I want it, too!"

He jumps on the girl.

"Teach me how to do that, let me be your PADAWAN!"

[Dark Angel]

~struggles underneath him~

"Your ganna get me all dirty!! I will teach you my ways you silly little hobbit"

~lightly hits his chest~ Off demon!

[MajinMaxim]

He crawls away and a greedy light flickers in his eyes.

"Precioussss....!"

He smirks.

"I'll be a real boy some day! If only you teach me how..."

A dramatic music fills the scene.

"It was long ago.. But now not anymore... God, I miss my Playstation."

He stands up.

"So teach me how to do the green light. Pronto."

[Dark Angel]

~Listens to the music as she sways her head~

Oh.. ~clears throat~ Right!!!!

"Ok.. you have to consintrate reeeeal hard, and try to center all your energy in the center of your palm, imagine a color, and eventually it all works out!"

~watches the squirrel as he runs past, and gets tempted to run after~