Zuhn Ruhck Ni Koung, ... :) Options

[Ratty524]

Story:
Long ago in a distant land, there was planet parallel to ours, there was space, there were Healers, and there was bread. For many centuries this world has remained in peace and harmony, until now.

An evil person sought for destruction in this world. He could transform into many things and command an army of vicious beasts. He was coined the title of The Demon King, and he hugged, kissed, and devoured any man who prevented him from his conquest of the world. Little does he know, he is about to meet his end.

A young, female warrior has announced that she is going to challenge the Demon King. Her name was Zoobeaty, and with the help of her loyal pet, named KILL, she plans on vanquishing the Demon King and finally discovering the secret of the sky and the moon. Will she survive, or will she die trying? Leave it up to the Healers to determine that!

Characters:
Zoobeaty:
A female warrior who lost her voice when she was born, thus she has no ability to talk. When she is in battle, she has the ability to transform into a succubus and blow up everything around her except her friends. Sworn to justice, she vows to kill the Demon King and save the world.

KILL:
KILL is Zoobeaty’s pet. He is a familiar-looking creature who excels in martial arts. KILL is loyal to Zoobeaty, and he is always there to protect his master even in the direst situations.

The Demon King:
No one knows of this man’s true name, but most simply refer to him as the Demon King. He sits in his castle of love, giving out orders to cause havoc in the world. The Demon King is noted for being very evil.

Roypula the Great:
Roypula is a mysterious man who lives in a village in the mountains. He speaks of an ambition to discover the secret to the sky and the moon, and also says that such a secret will soon be revealed. He loves pie and yogurt.

Healer(s):
Healers are a type of slime monster that look like floating jellyfish. They seem to appear almost everywhere, spinning and running around as if they are on crack. They possess a variety of magical powers, such as teleportation and shape-shifting. No one really knows why the Healers are here, but they seem eager to help Zoobeaty in some cases.

Features:
> Duh...
> What?
> Huh?
> ...
> BANANAS!

Screenshots

[Show/Hide] You are a beautiful baby

[Show/Hide] A Healer above a city!

[Show/Hide] Victory in the forest

[Show/Hide] One of the many forms of the Demon King

[Show/Hide] The Temple

Credits
> Mack/Loosleaf
> Nintendo
> Hudson Soft.
> RPG Dot
> RM 95 RTP
> Ramstein
> Square Enix
> SEGA/Westone Entertainment
> Atlus

Download

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[GuyInTraining]

As always, Ratty, your joke games astonish me most.
Great piece. (goes back to Tina of The Stars)

[Ratty524]

As always, Ratty, your joke games astonish me most.
Great piece. (goes back to Tina of The Stars)

Thanks

[BlackMask]

strange but awsome

[The Wanderer]

Maybe it's just me, but this game seems unfunny because of the completely immature and unfunny jokes...Or is it that unfunny and immature jokes are all that you can muster?

You seem to be trying to make random funny comments all the time, which really takes the random out...and the funny. I've heard it said that Funny and Pathetic are a hop, skip, and jump apart. I think you pole vaulted way passed funny and are trying to pass of a game of retarded 13 year old humor as funny. If you want good humor, play Portal. Maybe it will give you some ideas.

[Ratty524]

Maybe it's just me, but this game seems unfunny because of the completely immature and unfunny jokes...Or is it that unfunny and immature jokes are all that you can muster?

You seem to be trying to make random funny comments all the time, which really takes the random out...and the funny. I've heard it said that Funny and Pathetic are a hop, skip, and jump apart. I think you pole vaulted way passed funny and are trying to pass of a game of retarded 13 year old humor as funny. If you want good humor, play Portal. Maybe it will give you some ideas.

The humor I intended to be in this game isn't necessary the random humor, it's the fact that this game is meant to be obnoxiously shitty. My idea was that the humor would be generated from how little this game makes sense, from the game's title to... Everything else.

The dialoug is, in most places, incoherent and makes no sense. There are signs and people that transform into Healers from Dragon Quest for no reason. People blow up when you talk to them. The menu commands are pretty illegible. The storyline drags on and doesn't really become that consistent or having much of a point anymore. The game is supposed to be bad in a humorous way.

I originally made this game to get reviewed by someone on another forum who reviews crappy games (he takes joke games as well, check out one of his reviews http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-A8rQcJDag), and I decided to spread it out to other communites, being that I already have the LOLGURLZ series going on.

So that's my explanation for this. What you see is almost what it's supposed to be. Your reaction was predicted.

[Batistaberg]

Hmmm... I can't download it. I mean Mediafire sucks. It always makes trouble on my PC.

Btw: This looks like a LOLGURLZ-like Trashgame... I hope this is more funny and not so trashy.

[Ratty524]

Ratty's Game - Zuhn Ruhck ni Koung


PART 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkZmuwdIzY

PART 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3pQ8ADnaSM

PART 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlxaoe5Jkk

PART 4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM83NQnq5Co

Drak from Charas Project reviewed this rotten game. Check it out!