My love for writing, poetry, and parodies goes back a long ways. Here are two of my favorite holiday parodies I came up with several years ago. I still like to annoy my wife with these around the holidays.
By the way, you can blame my old copies of Mad Magazine for these, as they were the inspiration I needed.
Junkies Beware! This is to the tune of Winter Wonderland
Local Slammerhouse: On the streets with the druggies Selling dope to make some money, The cops never mind They just kick your hind Locked in the local slammerhouse.
The courts are all corrupted With morons they call the judges, They slap you a fine And then give you time Locked in the local slammerhouse.
Tomorrow’s just another day Gray prison walls surround my room, And the judge was kind enough to say I won’t be getting out anytime soon.
Come parole I’m released To return to the streets, I can’t stay clean Because the streets are very mean And I’m back in the local slammerhouse.
Poor Rudolph. To the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Rudolph, the Roadkill Reindeer: Rudolph the roadkill reindeer Was crushed in the head By an old Chevy Wagon That left poor Rudolph dead. All the hunting contestants Felt a glitter and a gloat For the luck of fresh deer’s meat And a possible leather coat.
The murder of poor Rudolph Got Santa very pissed And he said with rage in his eyes Tonight them bastards are gonna die.
Now Christmas has lost its beauty The hunters have all been sheared By an old rusted hacksaw All because of a foolish deer.
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Wow, at first I was thinking "oh great, he annoys his wife with poetry; this can't be any good", but then after reading it (with the proper tune applied) I was quite fond of both of them. XD Nice work, sounds like something I would do to get my mum peeved off at Christmas.
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