Thought I'd translate the French in there. Nice idea for a script, don't think I'll use it though.
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# Random dialogs (translated by phenixryte23)
$dialogues=["Hello, the weather's lovely don't you think?","How are you?","Get out of here!",
"I don't have time to talk!","You're annoying me...","You again?",
"Ah!There you are my friend!","Hey, you seem tired.", "Grrrrr...",
"Get out of my sight!","What a beautiful day!","I'm just taking a walk.","You're back?",
"Hihihi!","Nothing.","I don't want to talk to you.","What to do?","Oh, it's �N[1]!",
"Weather's changing...","You're my idol...","God, you're so ugly!",
"You remind me of someone...","You seem underhanded","Hi �N[1] !",
"I don't trust you...","Don't come near me!","I'm suffering",
"Hey! Do you know this girl?","Ahhahaharff...","Good day","Be careful!",
"Honored to see you again","...cough...","Hey-ho!","Another stranger?","Boo!",
"I can't hear a word you're saying...","Speak clearly!","Speak a little quieter.",
"I've been walking all day.","I agree.","Get out of my way beggar!",
"Good day young man","...sob...","You're bringing bad luck here!","I hear you.",
"Don't look at me like that!","We need to talk...","It's time for breakfast!",
"I'm glad to have known you."]