True post count? Options

[Klokinator]

This is a really silly thing and I'm way beyond caring, but is there a way to see a members true post count on this forum? I have like 1,200 or so now, but that doesn't count spam land posts.

[Kread-EX]

There's no way to really see that without database access, so all you can do is go to your profile, click on Find Member Posts and multiply the number of pages per 20. Well, the last page can eventually have less than 20 posts, but I couldn't be bothered to check, so let's say you have between 2216 and 2225 posts in reality.

[Klokinator]

Oh, sick. And here I thought skipping math was a good idea in high school. /joke

Edit: 1,300 posts, fuck ya.

This post has been edited by Klokinator: Jan 29 2012, 01:38 AM

[X-M-O]

Although, we did already get rid of the Topic Disposal and Ad Plaza forums, so I'd say that those numbers will still be off if you check your profile. =\

[Klokinator]

N....n....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why why why dammit. I mean... barely anything of mine was in topic disposal I'm full of lies today but why not just make the forums hidden to regular members or something? Y U DELETE?

[X-M-O]

We got rid of the forums, not the topics, lol. We keep everything. :3

Because search results are limited to the first 1,000 - I can't easily see from the forum how many you have total (since you have more than 1,000).
Kreaddy's number is likely very close to the correct amount though.

[amaro57]

Everything Deth, EVERYTHING.

Even the porn.

They're all stored in backups.

[X-M-O]

XD

Anyway, I just did an exact count.
You've made 1,769 posts, starting with this one:

Oh boy, I think I just broke the record for "Stupidest topic title ever"! So... hello everyone, I'm MDK, and I've been using RPGVX for OVER 3 days!!!! Okay, I lied... it's more like... uh... 10 days... But I'm quite good with it, having had experience with unnumerable editing utilities. This includes editors that are part of games, such as...;
Age of empires 1, 2, and 3...
Star/Warcraft. (Number 3 is the best, WoW is amazing-...-ly stupid.)
Eggbert. (Holy crap, it sounds dumb, but it's not.)
Freerider 2 on/offline. (If you've never heard of it, google it NOW!)
And unbelievable amounts of hex editors... So, I'm experienced.

So, hi!

[amaro57]

XD

Anyway, I just did an exact count.
You've made 1,769 posts, starting with this one:

Oh boy, I think I just broke the record for "Stupidest topic title ever"! So... hello everyone, I'm MDK, and I've been using RPGVX for OVER 3 days!!!! Okay, I lied... it's more like... uh... 10 days... But I'm quite good with it, having had experience with unnumerable editing utilities. This includes editors that are part of games, such as...;
Age of empires 1, 2, and 3...
Star/Warcraft. (Number 3 is the best, WoW is amazing-...-ly stupid.)
Eggbert. (Holy crap, it sounds dumb, but it's not.)
Freerider 2 on/offline. (If you've never heard of it, google it NOW!)
And unbelievable amounts of hex editors... So, I'm experienced.

So, hi!

NOSTALGIA CANNON.

X-M-O, find my first post please.

[X-M-O]

Do you want a total post count as well?

Hi guys,

Im a new member here, and I just hope that I can find a forum that satisfiys me with people
who know some things about RMXP scripting and general.

I'll try to be active and helpful as possible on these forums.

SO HIYA!!

You were welcomed by one member, do you remember who it was?

[Klokinator]

Oh god. XMO... never post that again... ever... in fact, bury that in a pile of dirt, then throw manure on it to ward everyone away. Even if it lowers my post count, delete all posts before 2010 because... those are so embarassing to my professional troll mind.

j/k never delete art.

Edit: XMO Backlink... Y U NO WORK?

Edit2: wait a minute

You've made 1,769 posts, starting with this one:

I call BS. There's no way I've only made that many, your numbers are waaaaaaay off. Adding at minimum 1,000 to my current total is probably too low, 4-500 cn't be even close. I post in spam land WAY too much.

This post has been edited by Klokinator: Jan 29 2012, 02:11 AM

[amaro57]

Do you want a total post count as well?

Hi guys,

Im a new member here, and I just hope that I can find a forum that satisfiys me with people
who know some things about RMXP scripting and general.

I'll try to be active and helpful as possible on these forums.

SO HIYA!!

You were welcomed by one member, do you remember who it was?

I'd like a post count, I cant remember who said Hi to me, I felt so sad it was only a person though. ;-;

"Im a new member here, and I just hope that I can find a forum that satisfiys me with people
who know some things about RMXP scripting and general.

Burn it, PLEASE.

[X-M-O]

Oh god. XMO... never post that again... ever... in fact, bury that in a pile of dirt, then throw manure on it to ward everyone away. Even if it lowers my post count, delete all posts before 2010 because... those are so embarassing to my professional troll mind.

j/k never delete art.

Edit: XMO Backlink... Y U NO WORK?

Edit2: wait a minute

You've made 1,769 posts, starting with this one:

I call BS. There's no way I've only made that many, your numbers are waaaaaaay off. Adding at minimum 1,000 to my current total is probably too low, 4-500 cn't be even close. I post in spam land WAY too much.

The "backlink" only applies to the topic that it was created in, so if I move the quote... it doesn't work. :3

I did a recount, and realised I had forgotten to calculate the posts that were deleted (when posts were actually deleted instead of stored - so cleaning a forum from those years would have removed said posts). ><
So a more accurate count is 2,838 (this is a rough count because it might not take every deleted post into account - especially from staff that might have deleted things in 2008-9).

You sure you want me to edit out your first post? =[

I'd like a post count, I cant remember who said Hi to me, I felt so sad it was only a person though. ;-;

Burn it, PLEASE.

With the same information as I gave Klok, here is the most accurate number I can get for your total: 1,460.

You want me to edit it out too? XD

[Klokinator]

You missed this part

j/k never delete art.

Seriously, compared to the member I am nowadays, I must have the most horribly embarassing intro topic of all time on this forum. Amaro, yours is a golden lovechild compared to mine.


Who was the responder to Amaro's topic? Me?

[amaro57]

Nah, I'm good X-M-O, but I want to know the responder so I can know someone cares. T_T

[X-M-O]

Godspeed.

[Klokinator]

I'm seriously thinking it was me. We added each other on Myspace and FB shortly after you joined.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[amaro57]

YOU'VE BETRAYED ME DETH.

*Goes to necro PM Godspeed.*

Thanks X-M-O.

[Klokinator]

What's the URL to my original topic?

[X-M-O]

:3

Klok, you were first welcomed by someone who I believe is still suspended... but then Ember and Ratty were the first "regulars" to greet you - shortly followed by none other than.... Godspeed! XD