Satou's F'ing Crazy Dream Showcase, Updated regularly Options

[Xamusel]

...My dreams seem prophetic... strange.

[pixel]

In all of my dreams, I either:
a ) knock someone out
or B ) break something big (like a wall, I had a dream where i kicked one and it broke).
It's really ironic, because I'm really skinny and I'm not strong at all.

This post has been edited by pixel: Dec 18 2010, 03:34 PM

[hit268]

I had a weird and strange dream too. I was on a beach with my sister and this completely nude chick walks up to me and no one seemed to notice her so I thought I had some kind of power to see through girls clothes . Anyway, she walking up to and me and my sister go underground in this waterfall cave thing then I turn into a baby and the nude chick apparently thinks I need breast feeding sense I'm a baby then!!!..... I wake up.

[Brent Murray]

Yay! I dreamt of Mega Man & one of my characters turning into a chipmunk! This was WAYYYYY before I watched Alvin & The Chpmunks the very next day.

Oh, and...yeah...I died on the Mega Man part. Apperntly, oil can kill Megaman now.

[kriemhilde]

This topic was a very interesting read hahah. Here's some dreams I've had recently:

[Show/Hide] Dragon in a Metal World

I was at my boyfriend Joseph's house. His house is safe. But once you exit his house you are in a dark, cold world that is not safe, full of black dragons that are rarely seen but try and capture you. If they take you they devour you. If you were in between areas (like even only had a finger inside, half inside, or a foot outside), or inside a building that was protected by tons of occult protection stuff, you were safe.

We were going to this world to see a metal concert \m/>_< It was in this ruined but secure looking church. The entrance was on the ledge of a cliff. We had to go through an opening in the stained glass window. I fell when I tried to get in (I actually completely fell to my doom in the dream, but then I was back on the ledge like I hadn't). So for some reason I was the last person outside.

I was climbing to get back in when I heard something swoosh behind me. I looked and was frozen in my spot, my heart racing as fast as it ever had, my body shaking from fear. It was a dragon. But not just any dragon. It had horns that looked like rams horns on it's head. That meant it was an even rarer dragon, only one existed. Death Dealer. Though it didn't actually kill its victim's body, but his soul. It kept its victims alive forever, forever raping and torturing them (aka worse than death). Also, it didn't care if you were transitioning to another room. You could just have a toe outside and it would grab you. I was basically having a panic attack in the dream at this point.

I scrambled to the window as quickly as I could and got in with the dragon's claw a millimeter away from me, of course and THANK FREAKING GOD. I fell inside and starting sobbing uncontrollably. Joseph came over and asked what happened. I couldn't speak coherently because I was panicking but tried to ask if this building was safe, safe from even a Death Dealer. They understood Death Dealer and that was enough. The guy in charge of the place assured us this building was safe. He then made the walls invisible so we could see the outside. The Death Dealer was pacing right outside the door, waiting for me.

There was another way out, underground through a dungeon-y looking area. Joseph took me. Everyone else stayed in the building, to see if the dragon would leave once I were gone or if our plan succeeded, follow suit. Joseph told me to crawl, as not to be seen. I told him he should too, since he is 6'5" obviously. Our voices echoed a long distance, so he started to crawl and we both shut up.

This dungeon led to the first house (the front door led to the safe world). It looked like a plantation home. We were very very cautious once we entered here. This entire time my mind kept wandering to what would happen if I were captured. I was still panicking, I just barely had that under control so I could move.

We got to the front door. Joseph told me to go first. I tried to open it but it wouldn't budge. Then we saw the door behind us open slowly and slowly, and we saw the Death Dealer there, getting ready to charge. Joseph said something about it being attracted to beauty so he ripped all my hair out, causing my scalp to bleed and turn me ugly. Then the front door worked and we were safe.

Kinda weird ending, and it felt way longer in the dream, but I don't really care because I didn't get captured and that thing was freaky T-T

[Show/Hide] Universe Boy

There was boy that rearranged the universe. He was evil. But if we killed him, would it fix things or destroy the universe? We used a gun that shot out birds that had a pike goign through it with poisonous blood/secretion on the tip. Then I woke up. But I liked the bird gun thing. Reminded me of this amazing music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eqZHvpAbss

[Show/Hide] Murderous Red Flying Chimpanzees

Creepy red flying chimpanzees were after me and my friends. We were climbing a trash mountain and took a different route to try and lose them. We thought we got away and were inside this cave. They finally caught up to us. I was hiding under a blanket. They sawed off my friend's legs first. Then his head. Then they were sawing off my feet slowly. I could feel it. they were going to saw off my head. I was praying the Lord take me home. then I woke up. It hurt

Actually it was more of a mix of chimpanzees and these (but bigger and bright red):

[Show/Hide] pics

[Show/Hide] Moldy Back Tome

Lots of things happened but I only remember the end. I almost died in it because Joseph forgot to lock the door and we were sleeping and a group walked in at night but they ignored us. All these people were occult members. One girl carved out writing on her back like a tome, but the wounds never healed. They were just always perfectly shaped areas of green puss. You scraped the puss off with a knife and you could read the words better. The gouges went all the way to her muscle so you could see her muscles but her muscles were like blotchy red, blue, green, and yellow like they were rotted or moldy.

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[Brent Murray]

Lol. I love the Murderous Red Flying Chimpanzees story! Not...because of what happened to you and your friends, but how fuking cool is that!? FLY MY RED MURDEROUS MONKEYS!!! DIE!!! ^^

[kriemhilde]

Lol. I love the Murderous Red Flying Chimpanzees story! Not...because of what happened to you and your friends, but how fuking cool is that!? FLY MY RED MURDEROUS MONKEYS!!! DIE!!! ^^

Actually it was more of a mix of chimpanzees and these (but bigger and bright red):

[Show/Hide] pics

This post has been edited by kriemhilde: Dec 22 2010, 04:09 PM

[Brent Murray]

I hope I dream of red murderous monkeys tonight! I'm tried of dreaming of Kingdom Hearts 3. ^^

[kriemhilde]

I hope I dream of red murderous monkeys tonight! I'm tried of dreaming of Kingdom Hearts 3. ^^

No you fool! They're freaky and scary ._. you don't want that ._.

all my dreams tend to be a mix of freaky, scary, adventurous, and usually ending with my death/torture. But I enjoy the ride actually.

[Tsutanai]

I had another dream yay it started off with me being
bored so I decided I was gonna rob the corner store
I flipped a coin to decide whether I was gonna dress up
as santa or a halloween thing to rob the store but then
I decided that was boring so my dad two of my brothers
and three of my sisters magicaly appeared and my dad was
gonna buy us smoothies so we went into the store to get smoothies
I wanted blue raspberry so I got it drank it in five seconds and went to
explore the store but then my dad called me saying I needed to get a
smoothie even though I just drank one but I went to get another one
anyway I decided to get grape but I couldn't find it so my brother showed
me where it was for some reason all english is french and all french is english
on the labels so I had to read french I told him it said lemon lime and the colour
of the drink was blue but he said it was grape so I got it and it tasted like
lemon lime but then it turned into grape so while my dad was paying for the drinks
I decided to go look for a candy that doesn't even exist while looking for it
I saw a book with a picture of kid Gohan going to school so I decided to look
at it it was a book with a bunch of different characters going to a weird school
the first story in it was Laura The Explorer and had a picture of the Pokemon
characters sending a girl to school where she meets Dora The Explorer
but I wanted to read the one with Gohan so I started looking through the stories
I saw Wheezy the Cheezie and Mike The Firetruck but nothing with Gohan
so I got sad and the book exploded the end

[pixel]

Just last night I had a dream where one of my characters(named Tori) got drunk. Lol, there were guns everywhere. I'm just lucky she didn't set off a bomb... She's a pyromaniac teen.

[Satou Asahira]

Forgot about this thread. Okay, two new dreams for y'all. They're gonna rock your faces off. Ready? Ready? Ready?

Dream #12: Satou and His Waifu Pascal Want to Buy Darth Vader's House Then Go to PE

Okay, this one started out with me and Darth Vader about to have an epic lightsaber battle. Then I asked Vader if we could talk it out and we did and I was like "Vader, you're a pretty cool dude." He liked that and we had a sleepover at his house. Then I suddenly remembered the reason why I went over there was because Pascal from Tales of Graces wanted to buy that house so we could move in together. So I texted her and told her to come over but also to be quiet cause it was like 5 AM and Darth Vader was sleeping. He was lying on the living room floor in a sleeping bag wearing the helmet and everything, it was awesome. So she came in and we bought the house but it was my house in real life which was weird.
Then the dream skipped to Christmas and she got me some Microsoft Points. She got me $5 worth(400?) and my brother $1 worth. Even though I don't think you can only buy $1 worth. She said he was too young for Microsoft points. He's 17.
Anyways, then we were at my old middle school and Atry from Warehouse 13 was running PE. He's pretty out of shape but in the dream he had superhuman speed. Me and Pascal were somehow able to keep up though as we ran laps in a really weird pattern around the school. The end.

WHERE THERE IS LIGHT, THERE IS DARKNESS NIGHTMARE #1: SATOU AND HIS FRIENDS ARE ALMOST KILLED FOR LARP'ING

Thinking back on it, this dream isn't all that scary. But as I was having it, I was scared shitless. I should have posted it earlier cause now my memory's kinda hazy but whatever. Anyways, me and my friend's were doing some live action roleplaying in one of their backyards really late at night. Then the next door neighbor's dogs were barking and we were trying to get them to be quiet. They broke the fence in between the yards and came to attack us. It turned out they were friendly though. The neighbor wasn't, unfortunately. He came at us with a gun. We tried to explain that we weren't doing anything mean to the dogs, we were just playing games and they broke the fence. He didn't buy it and shot at us. I barely pulled my friends to the ground to dodge the bullets.
We booked it back to my house but for some reason I was at my old house from like 12 years ago. We had to run pretty far though and we managed to lose the guy. We had dressed up for the game so we were changing back into normal clothes when there was a knock at the door. It was him. Along with the old lady from Drag Me to Hell for some reason. She wasn't scary in the movie but seeing her break down my front door was kinda scary. They came into the house then the dream just ended.