It seems like every night I have really weird dreams. Like really REALLY weird dreams. I figured I'd make this topic to preserve my dreams for all eternity. I'll update it every time I have a crazy dream and for the first post, try to remember some really weird ones I had in the past.
Dream #1: Satou's Wacky K-ON! Adventure
This dream I had last night. I only vaguely remember some of the details though. It started out there was a mistake by someone in the main office and I was enrolled in the same school all the girls from K-ON! go to even though it's an all girl school. I got really good grades though so no one cared. Then one day, I joined the light music club the anime revolves around and became a member of their band. For some reason, I was calling myself Skewer. Don't ask me why, I don't know. Anyways, one of the girls' parents(Mugi's for those of you that watch the show) didn't like me for whatever reason, which resulted in a lot of drama I don't remember the details of and the band almost broke up. I remember one scene where her parents came to pick her up from school and I was running after their car and they turned around and almost ran me down and another scene where I was trying to call all of the girls but no one was picking up until finally one(Mio) did and she was freaking out and in tears about the band breaking up. I don't remember the end though. It was really intense and I woke up several times throughout, only to fall back asleep and continue the dream.
Dream #2: Satou Moves Into a High-class Apartment with the Girls from K-ON!
This dream was maybe about a week ago. I lived in a really nice apartment with all the girls from the band and their teacher. It was an exclusive community where only the rich and famous lived, though I don't think we were either of those. Anyways, it was surrounded by a stone wall with a steel gate. The wall was eroding, however, and some of the residents were thinking that thieves might sneak in through the giant holes. Thus the members of Afterschool Tea Time(the band name) decided to go talk to the landlord on the top floor. The higher we went up, the narrower the stair case became. Both horizontally and vertically. It got to the point were we had to army crawl to barely squeeze though. We finally made it though and everything popped back to normal. We knocked on the door and the landlord answered, saying "Oh! If it isn't the girls from <whatever apartment number we lived in>! How can I help you?" We explained the situation then he had this hella serious look on his face and went "I know..." in an ominous voice and slowly closed his door. We were left standing there in utter confusion.
Dream #3 Satou Cuts the Cheese in Front of His Friend's Girlfriend
This one was the same night as #2. It was fairly short and simple. I was at my friend's apartment and was sitting on the couch next to his girlfriend. I was playing Xbox and she was playing something on her laptop. I got up to do something, get a drink I think, and accidentally let one rip. I froze. I was soooo embarrassed. I didn't know what to say. It wasn't a little one either. Then she started giggling and I kinda chuckled nervously. The end.
Dream #4 Satou Does Housework to Save His Life
This one was the same night as the previous two and requires a little backstory. I had two friends, husband and wife, I met on an MMO two years ago. Over the years we tried numerous MMO's with me saying I'd play more often with them but then not showing up. So his wife said she didn't want to be my friend anymore which made me kinda sad but it was my fault. The husband decided to overlook it and continue our friendship. However, the wife started to hate me. She thought I was plotting to steal her husband for myself. I would never do such a thing because A. I'm not homosexual and B. that's just wrong regardless. So now she thinks I'm out to ruin her marriage and wants him to stop talking to me giving us a deadline of Christmas for total communication cut off. Caught up now? Good. In my dream, me and some of my friends went to their house for a sleep over. Naturally, I was nervous because I thought she was gonna kill me. After dinner, they all went to watch TV but I offered to feed their nonexistent cats and do the dishes to stay in her good graces. However, their dishwasher was really weird. Like the layout of the racks and shit. And I was freaking out like "Oh God how do I load this? Oh God oh Jesus oh God!" Then it just ended.
Dream #5 Satou Visits His Ex-girlfriend Against His Will
This one was a long time ago. I don't remember how long but it sticks in my mind because it was so strange. So I went to my ex's house for God knows why. I think she wanted me to meet her new boyfriend or something. So I got there with my brother and her living room was all white. You know like in sci-fi movies or something where it's completely white with no features so you can't really tell its dimensions. In what I guess was a corner was her new boyfriend. He was curled up in a ball, muttering to himself, and unresponsive to all stimuli. Then she sits on a couch and starts playing Namco X Capcom. So I'm all "Oh cool! I wanted this game to come to America so badly! Can I play?" But she wouldn't let me. And for some reason Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog were in the game even though they're neither Namco nor Capcom. Then her aunt and her mom made us dinner. But it was a glass of water with only a couple noodles of spaghetti or strands or however you measure them. Then conscious thought kicked in. I realized it was a dream and was like half-awake, trying to convince my brother we had to get outta there. But he wanted to stay longer. I was like "Can't you tell how painful it is for me to be here? Let's just go." But he wouldn't. Then we finally went to leave and my ex wanted to walk me to my car even though I didn't want her to. Then when I was about to get in, she hugged me and started crying and was like "Please don't go!" and I was like "Maybe I would if you hadn't broke up with me." and I pried her off of me so I could go.
Those are all of the ones I remember for now. If I have any more weird dreams in the future, which I most certainly will, I'll post them here. Feel free to discuss and/or post your own weird dreams.
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I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
Last night's dream involved a lot of breasts. Don't ask me why, I don't know.
Dream #6: Satou and His Brother Get Sucked Into the TV
Okay, it started out me and my brother were watching some TV show. I don't think it was a real one. Anyway, it was incredibly boring. Then this woman turned toward that camera and unbuttoned her shirt to reveal she wasn't wearing a bra. My younger brother went "Oh, wow." in a sarcastic, unimpressed voice and I said "Finally this show gets interesting." Then she turned her back to the camera and suddenly we were inside the TV and she had turned to us to say something. I don't remember what she said or anything that happened after that.
Dream #7: Satou Lives With a Big-Breasted Demon and Can Only Speak Japanese
Yeah, this dream was in Japanese. But not real Japanese because I don't know enough to have an extended conversation with someone so it was just gibberish that sounded like Japanese. Luckily my dream had subtitles so I knew what was going on. Apparently I lived with this hot demon chick who for some reason had to carry out these tasks and her reward for completing said tasks was her breasts would get bigger. So she would go out and do something then come back and her breasts would grow...like really big. Then she realized her breasts were fake and started crying because all of her hard work had gone to waste. The end.
Dream #8: Satou Almost Buys Some Hats Off a Street Corner
I was walking along the sidewalk of this street that's by my house. Apparently this guy was selling hats on the street corner but he wasn't there at the moment I walked past. I thought about stealing some but decided to pick up the paper with the prices on it and keep walking. A couple of black guys were walking on the other side of the street and one said "Hey take the hat and then he drop the money!" ...Yeah, I don't know either. Anyways, each of the hats were $6 and I only had $10 on me so I ended up not buying any and I put the paper back where I found it. The end.
Stay tuned for even more f'ing crazy dreams.
__________________________
I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
I only remember one dream from last night, probably because I was just having it like 10 minutes ago before my friend's mom woke me up with her annoying piano playing.
Dream #9 Satou and His New Girlfriend Are Spies and His Friend is a Douche
This dream was heavily influenced by TV. I only vaguely remember the majority of it though. In my dream, I had a girlfriend and we were both spies and people were telling us it was a bad idea to let our romance get in the way of our jobs. We didn't care though. I had a friend who was a douche to his girlfriend, who was Sarah Walker from the TV show Chuck. She was sad but she stayed with him for whatever reason. Then I had another friend who was Ernie from George Lopez's sitcom. He wanted to go out with Sarah and I said "Go for it man, <friend's name here> is a douche anyways. So he tried indirectly asking her out but she didn't get the hint. Then my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go shopping at the mall this weekend and I said not really but I ended up agreeing to go anyways. Then my friend and Sarah said they wanted to come too and it was gonna be like a double date. Then Sarah said Ernie could come too and then her and my girlfriend both went "Come with us and we can GO SHOPPING~" and then I woke up.
__________________________
I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
I ran out of sleeping pills so I had really broken sleep the night before last night. Last night I still didn't have any but at least I had a dream.
Dream #10: Satou Plays With the World's Dumbest Roleplayer
This one was probably brought on because I was rereading Plague of the Heavens while waiting for some videos I made to render and upload to Youtube. This guy, not a real person, named xxxbim' made an RP and me and some other nonexistent RP'er joined. We were the only two did. Anyways, he really sucked at RP'ing. Always had really short and non-descriptive posts that made it hard to play with. Then out of nowhere, he betrayed and killed my character. There wasn't really anything I could do about because he quietly took out a gun and shot me in the back of the head so I didn't have a chance to dodge or anything. So I was like "Alright, I guess I'm out of the RP. See ya." because I really didn't want to make another character and keep playing. Then about a month later, he PM's me and asks me to rejoin but I said no. The end.
__________________________
I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
Game ideas, huh? The gears in my mind are already turning. lol Thanks. I shall reward you with the tale of another dream.
Dream #11 Satou and His Friend Go to Another Friend's House and are Left to Die by Earthquake
So this was a dream I had last night. Me and a friend went to another friend's house cause we were all gonna go out somewhere. But my other friend had to get ready so she made us wait outside. Apparently an earthquake was predicted to happen at 11:00 AM so we were trying to get her to hurry. We went into her garage to see what was up and she flew past us in a Hummer. I was like "Hey, wait for us!" and started to leave but my friend was all "I left something in her house, hold on." and I was like "You didn't even go in, how could you leave something inside?" Then the ground started to crack and I was like "There's no time! Come on!" and it was all dramatic and I was dragging him away. I don't remember the rest. Then I told my friend who had come with me the dream and he was like "Do you actually know what her house looks like? I'd punch you in the vagina if you did." cause he likes our other friend. And I was like "Wait, what?" and he said "Exactly." I'm a guy though...
__________________________
I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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Satou, would that imply that your subconscious mind is trying to tell you that you are really a girl?! D= Or that you want to be one?
I know the best way to solve that, just find this guy friend that told you he'd punch you in such a location and tell him that you'll punch him in said location. Then he'd be the one that would have to worry about his manliness. XD
How am I supposed to know? lol He does come back from college this weekend for Christmas break. He has a fist with his name on it waiting for him...
__________________________
I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
rofl What the hell? I wonder if I'll have a dream with that in it tonight. I'll let you know tomorrow. xD
__________________________
I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
Yeah, I know my dreams are really screwed up. lol If anyone knows a dream interpreter, you should show them this. xD Also, just tell your girlfriend you were dreaming of her breasts and maybe she'll only hit you half as hard.
__________________________
I am
The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
All those dreams gave me a sideways boner. They are truly weird. I wish I could remember my dreams. Usually I'll remember them when I wake up, but an hour later, I strain to try to remember.
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Nov 26 2010, 06:00 PM
but i think id rather have an English dub 
